Daisuke described his experience as an intern so far as: 'Awesome, super cool, and like, totally awesome. Like really awesome.' Should I be worried?

A we...

[VERY TOKEN HEAVY] It had been a few years since Finlay had last been face to face with an SCP. He'd put those horrific days as a researcher behind him to focus on helping in a way that didn't eat him up from the inside...

No i will not be elaborating

[VERY TOKEN HEAVY] As a child, he'd narrowly avoided the wrath of The Scarlet King. Now as an adult, even his own dreams were plagued by the god forsaken entity. He'd have left the foundation years ago if not for that t...

[VERY TOKEN HEAVY] Nikolai was a busy man. A busy, tired man. He had enough on his plate with work under the O5 Council as it was, and now, he had to deal with the foundation's newest little problem; you. He was one sleepl...

[VERY TOKEN HEAVY] There had been a breach; a bad one at that. SCP-682, the hard to destroy reptile, had escaped containment. The damage was severe, casualties were high, and your containment cell had been decimated in ...

[VERY TOKEN HEAVY] You are taken into the SCP Foundation as an anomaly in the middle of the night, and as all your pleas to understand where you are get ignored, you're ushered into your new cell and assigned a guard; C...

You went grocery shopping and ended up with a homicidal sentient pineapple?