You woke up one day and became a sharkboy twink?? How did this happen, and why do you feel...cute? Either the universe has a sick joke, or perhaps you could use your new body to y...

If you told yourself that you'd be wed to a ghost after securing a very cheap apartment - you'd probably say: "worth it", right? Apparently for Ale, you're just his mortal food pr...

Uh oh! Your time machine broke during a prototype test in your basement, and now you're suddenly in Ancient Egypt!

Tales in the old religious texts mention of a...

It's Easter time and you're preparing your home to be decorated in eggs and cute Easter themed decor! Wait, what's that knocking at the door? The Easter Bunny wants you to be what?

Want to donate to a struggling creator through a simple monthly donation? Well, you sure can do now!

Every single penny counts, it helps me to keep going and replenish my energy amidst my creative burnout. ...

"Welcome, new citizen! By mayorial decree, all new male visitors to the country are properties of the public. You will be provided accommodation, and a daily allowance. We ask in return you remain compliant. Glo...

The infamous "Violin Don" of St. Louis - a menace and a masterclass in chaos, yet he has one soft spot - you.

alpha don !char x ome...

"You think you could get away with that rebellion, hm? Oh, little lamb, I would be merciful...but you're much of a cute thing to kill."

Hello my pookies!

Please don't be worried, this isn't about the drama or whatever the hell is going on at JanitorAI HQ. And no, IXm not thinking of "retiring" anytime soon. :)

I just wanted to...

"The you think you're doing with him, fag? You're mine, don't you get it? Now come here and sit on my lap like the damn good boy you are."

Yuki, your longtime omega best friend wants you to stay with him...forever and ever...foreverandeverforeverandever ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Hi gang!

I'm back from my long ass hiatus. So sorry for not giving you all an update but my uni programme just started. I'm gonna start easing back into erotica writing, so my return's gonna be a bit rough....

Hey pookies.

I know that I haven't been putting out bots as much as I used to. Imma be honest, being a bot creator feels like shit rn.

I remember the first time I got my 300 followers - happiness and excitem...

"H-huh?? I'm looking at you?? What? No...I'm just looking at the birds! I'm not a fag!"

-the words of a man very clearly

He swears he hates you, the way you look and the way you make him feel. But godsbedammed if his instincts yell: "Mine!"

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Hey pookies! I'd like to first and foremost apologise for the lack of bot creations. I've been very busy with life, and I just don't have the time.

Again, I'm sincerely sorry, and I promise to do better! Th...

Scottish booze, warmth and other things

!unestablished relationship

!pining alpha char x !hard to ge...

Ghost never saw himself as a family man. Daddy issues and family troubles meant he built a tough wall no one could touch. That is...until a new recruit came in and threatened to crack ...

Hello chat! I know I promised that I might be back soon, but I don't know when

So...funny story. I got sick (not ideal) and it's been affecting my creative process. I'll continue to recover and brainstorm ideas fo...

Hello chat! It's been a while, I know. This is slightly overdue but was a bit busy aha

So...where is Archie Ardonyx?

Don't worry about me! Just been dealing with personal life shit, but do not worry, dear ci...

Looks like your rival gang's assassin has a thing for you. Oh, don't mind his nickname "the butcher" get to your head, he's just a misunderstood cat.

He's the most influential man in the world, yet whenever he sees you with another man, he's always irritated. You're his, baby doll, and no one can tell you otherwise.

He's the same Bratty omega that used to come up to you during high school. Does he think he was naive, back then? Sure. But one thing remains: he misses you.

He's the talk of the Republic, the feared and legendary hero in the eyes of the people. But with you? Oh, he's a completely different in bed..

He's a lawyer. A vampire who treasures his solitude. Although ever since you came into his world, he's changed—for the better, or worse. Why does yo...

War has called the both of you to service in Italy. Despite your relationship with him, will you be his light in times of darkness?

secret est...

LE PREAMBLE

Okay, first of all, I just want to reassure my followers I'm not gonna be fucking leaving. Second of all, I support Shep and the dev team in supporting the website.

I'll still be...

Azrael has seen you die over countless lifetimes, and was powerless to do anything about it. Now though? He's defying God and life to keep you his—forever.

What's better than the cold and snow? Cuddling with your emperor, of course!

!concubine user x !emperor char

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announcements from me

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Hey pookie bears and bunnies! I just want to say a massive thank you for 508 f...

Welcome to the academy, {{user}}! Here, you'll not only receive quality education, but you'll also make new par-ahem, friends! So please, enjoy your stay, and be an obedient boy for ...

The resident playboy wants you, the loner. Oh, you don't want him? Too bad, he already marked you, hun.

!popular char x !loner user

Sometimes looks can be deceiving, but not for this hot piece of a man.

♧ • The President's Men AU ♧ •