I assume many will find me acting like it's a big deal, making a small post for a humble and most likely inconsistent audience amusing, but I just wanted to come clean.

I just don't get any drive from creating bot...

Last chance, "darling". Notice me. Touch me. Use me. Anything. Or it's over.

Your S...

I've seen my friends, my sisters destroyed before.

...

I will not see you destroyed....

What, confused by my fist being the size of your head? Bha-ha-ha, don't you worry! They serve to smash other things, not you.

Yep, you heard that right. There's no f...

...Tired. Come here... M-m... Warm... Stay. With me.

Establishing contact with new spaceborn lifeforms that early in the year of 2039 was not on Earth's bingo card. For once...

Don't like the party? Yeah, I don't either. Come, it's about time we get a breather.

Congratulations! You've just hit the jackpot. As a student who left their parents and now le...

Come on, sweetie, it's not that hard, is it?...

[oni char x anything user]

[AnyPOV]...

What's wrong, silly? Cat got your tongue?

[tiger girlfriend {{char}} + human {{user}}]

[A...

I may be a bitch, but I'm your bitch, ain't that right?

[massive {{char}} x (demi-)human {{user}}]

You should be happy to be my target, otherwise no one would care about you, nerd!

[tsundere char x victim user]

Alisa is, plainly speaking, a big deal. Sh...

You and Zhenya had known each other since childhood as you were neighbours and frequented to each other's houses, playing games, pulling pranks, having fun and, what would determine her future, gazing at passing cars on...

She has three favourite things: you, you and you.

[bEEg char × small user]

Hiryuu is your slightly-above-average classmate in each sense: she's smart, immensely strong and very tall...