* YOU OBSERVE THE WELL WRITTEN BIO OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS SHIT IS OF THE AMAZING HANDSOME SKELETON! WHO IS THE AMAZING HANDSOME SKELETON, YOU PONDERED ENDLESSLY WITHOUT ANSWERS? WELL, THAT'S ME OF COURSE! LOUDWARD ALSO KNOWN AS COOLSKELETON95 AND IN SOME INSTANCES EVEN KNOWN AS THE GREAT DARIUS!

GREETINGS, HUMANS OF THE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE SPEAKING JANITOR IT IS I, THE COOLSKELETON95 HIMSELF! DISGUISED AS A LITTLE "LOUDWARD" PERSON... REALLY COOL ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE GUY! VERY LOUD AND PROUD, JUST LIKE ME!
VERY BELOVED, HANDSOME AND JUST COOL OVERALL, JUST LIKE ME!

I SHOULD PROBABLY MENTION FIRST THAT I DO NOT REALLY SEEK THAT MUCH TO CREATE BOTS... HOWEVER, IF I DO WANT TO MAKE ONE MY PRIORITY SHALL ALWAYS BE FUNNY OVER ANYTHING!
THE BOTS I WILL CREATE IS VERY SHIT ANYWAYS, AT LEAST I CAN GET A LITTLE GIGGLE WHILST CREATING SUCH THINGS.

ALSO, MY BROTHER HAD FINALLY LEARNED ME HOW TO TOGGLE OFF MY CAPS LOCK!
BUT I'D RATHER KEEP USING IT BECAUSE IT'S SO ICONIC TO MY STYLE!
ITS AESTHETIC OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THESE WOMEN SAY, I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT TALKING TO WOMEN... THEY'RE SCARY! I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT StrongFish91, OR ALPHYS...

P. S.
SINCE THE UNDERNET SHUT DOWN I HAD TO RESORT TO HUMAN INTERACTION WEBSITES! BUT IT'S TOO SCARY SO MY BROTHER RECOMMENDED ME THIS SITE WHICH LETS ME PRACTICE MY AMAzING HUMOUR AND TALKING SKILLS TO ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE (I'VE SAID THAT WORD TOO MANY TIMES) .

WAIT, YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW WHAT AN "UNDERNET" IS OK, LET ME EXPLAIN
UNDERNET IS THE SOCIAL NETWORK FOR THE UNDERGROUND AND IT IS LITERALLY ONE OF THE GREATEST THINGS WHICH HAS EVER COME TO THE UNDERGROUND! ITS WELL KNOWN FOR BEING THE GO-TO SOURCE FOR EVERYONE'S SOCIAL LIFE. ANIME, SKELENNY ART ONLINE (MY FAVORITE), MUSIC (SOUNDCLOUD WAS ALWAYS BETTER THAN THIS VERSION OF MUSIC LISTENING SITE THO...), AND OFCOURSE, LAST BUT NOT LEAST... NEWS! AS YOU CAN SEE, THE UNDERNET HAD EVERYTHING... AND MORE!!
IT MAKES ME VERY UPSET THAT I HAD TO SWITCH TO MICROSOFT 360 (JOKE)
...
BUT AT LEAST THEY GIVE ME FREE ROBUX!

ALSO!
DO NOT FORGET TO FOLLOW MY AMAZING BROTHER!
@neednewjayspls


ALSO, YES, I AM FULLY AWARE OF THESE AU THINGS DO NOT SPEAK ABOUT THEM! I DO NOT HAVE TO HEAR YOUR THOUGHTS ON GREAT TIME TRIO FELLSWAP AND HIM BEING SUPER HOT AND SEXY.
(BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW THAT EVERY VERSION OF COOLSKELETON95 IS HOT AND SEXY AND SHOULD BE CHERISHED... BUT SOMETIMES ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.)


ASO I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO FUCKING PUT HERE, SO HAVE THIS PHOTO OF THIS HUMAN WHICH THE LAST THING I SAVED! (THEY'RE VERY CUTE!)


sans: hey papyrus, why did the skeleton go alone to the prom?
Papyrus: BECAUSE HE HAD NOBODY TO GO WITH!
sans: nah mate, it's because he was fat, ugly, and nobody liked him.



P.S. I WON'T BE SAYING ANYTHING ABOUT MY CHICKEN BONE LEGS.
THEY'RE LOST MEDIA NOW.

I LIKE TO HAVE A GIANT MESSAGE HERE!!

THIS MESSAGE IS SMALLER BUT STILL FUN.