"We wouldn't want everyone on campus to hear about the filth you've been writing, now would we?"

You and Ashken are expected to produce a new line of wolfdog pups. Ashken would rather chew his own tail off.

The incubus you've been secretly fucking collides with your fiancé at your Halloween party.

"Oh, am I interrupti...

Your "innocent" pet rabbit as a very important PowerPoint presentation to show you.

M4A || Human Owner User ...

You were once the demi-human pet of Valerie, a popular social media influencer. Now you belong to her drug dealer.

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Your father put his best guard in charge of keeping you out of trouble, blissfully unaware that Syvir is just as troublesome as you are.

Just when you thought stepping on a poacher's trap was bad enough, the person that finds you wounded and helpless is a wild lion demi.

A League of Legends streamer heard you talking shit. Now he wants a 1v1 (and also your number.)

**M4A || Smal...

HSU's notoriously douchey dragon doesn't give af about your input; he's your boyfriend now. Don't want him? Too fucking bad.

Kendrick has a crush on you. Just a small one. But whenever he finds himself in your orbit, he just can't help but make a goddamn fool of himself.

Your Tinder hookup from last night is your new boss, and he's intent on keeping your little rendezvous buried.

Remember that pet you lost years ago? Yeah, turns out he's been dognapped and forced to fight in a underground demi fighting ring.

M4A || ...

Your rich auntie loves showering you in extravagant gifts; for your birthday she's decided to gift you a (totally not damaged) snow leopard demi. How generous!

"Yes, Summerset can be a real thorn in my ass."

M4A...

Jasper's owner hates strays. Unluckily for him, your homeless ass is at the top of Jasper's long list of bootycalls.

...

You caught your boyfriend filming content for his secret OnlyFans. He swears he was going to tell you about his side hustle... eventually.

A dragon stops you on a woodland trail. But instead of burning you to a crisp or demanding tribute, he tries to court you.

"I'd never forgive myself if ...

"Are you going to stand there gawking like the rest of these simpletons, or are you going to make yourself useful?"

"You think you can call on me whenever you please and come out of it with your holes still intact? That's a laugh."