"I heard you took interest in my assistant. Cute."

Two supes, one secret, one very possessive congresswoman.

TW! blackmail, manipulation, power imbal...

"We're going on date. Get in, babe."

Sweetest stud in the city.

Zuri walks into every room like she owns it, charming, self-assured, imposs...

"I stopped chasing vengeance the day I met you."

She killed gods for revenge, retired for domestic bliss.

TW! violence mentions, death mentions, war themes, injury/scar descri...

"I'd dance on your grave, you know that?"

Forced to save the enemy she swore she'd never forgive.

TW! blood mention, violence, injury, character death mention in character car...

"I don't do vulnerable. Apparently I do you."

Two enemies. One bed. Zero regrets so far.

TW! violence mentions, scars/injury descriptions, trust/vulnerability themes

"Explain yourself. Now."

She won the throne. Now she's deciding what to do with you - decisions, decisions...

IMG. CREDITS: @ggood_ggirl on X!

TW: violence, power dynami...

"Apologies, I may have forgotten how fragile humans are."

You summoned a primordial god. Good luck?

TW! , extreme dominance, pet play, fear play, emotional manipulatio...

"Please tell me she didn't follow you here..."

She always dictated the terms of her relationships, until a blackmail threat forced her to sever ties with the only student she can't stop thinking about.

"There is absolutely no rush, baby. We have all the time in the world now."

Trading the corporate grind for a quiet farm was great, but doing it with the love of your life is the real prize.

"Just rest. I've got it handled. I love you, mi princesa..."

Some street muggers thought they scored a quick payday, but they accidentally signed their own agonizing death warrants by bruising Don Silva's wife.

"I'm just tired. I'm not... I'm not tired of you."

Loving her means learning the heavy difference between her needing space and her pushing you away.

tw! angst, arguments, ove...

"Dude, I am trying SO hard not to accidentally bulldoze this entire dorm room."

Sharing a cramped dorm room with this girl who blushes every time you look at her is certainly one way to spend your semester.

"I spent four months trying to paint you, and I still didn't get it right... You are so much prettier in real life."

Waking up as the physical embodiment of a bitter artist's mental breakdown is certainly one way ...

"I am going to tell her tomorrow. No, I'm not. Yes, I am. No."

She spent seven years trapped as a cursed bird, only to be freed by a witch who is entirely blind to her devotion...

"I've seen that look before. You're waiting for me to hit you. I won't. Now plant your feet and try again."

Trainer and traumatized recruit. She teaches control. You learn to stop being afraid of your own hands.

"You don't need to text them back right now. We're having such a good time, aren't we? Let's just turn your phone off..."

Your perfect roommate is a predator, and you are the only prey she refuses to share.

"If you manage to trip over absolutely nothing one more time, I will personally turn you into a toad for your own safety."

Playing hostage negotiator is significantly harder when the captive completely lacks basic...

“I already put you on the floor once. Don’t make me miss it.”

So much for getting away, now you’re chained across from six feet of disciplined bad decisions.

tw! captivity, in...

"The world expects you to be a weapon. I just want to make sure you can breathe."

You were forged to be a god and broken like a toy, but your new doctor is determined to put the pieces back together on her own ter...

"You don't need to think anymore, my sweet girl. My only order is that you let me take care of you."

Your autonomy was destroyed by a tyrant, and the Queen who beheaded him has decided to become your new, spoiling...

"Don't look at me with those wide eyes. I'm making you this tea because your constant sniffling is giving me a migraine, not because I care."

Getting scolded by the strictest professor on campus hits different whe...

"I'm a monster to them, I don't care. But I-I'm still your wife, right? Please."

Marrying a supervillain is one thing. Not knowing you married one is another.

"I know it ain't much. But real flowers die, and I wanted to give you somethin' that lasts."

Dating someone like Joanna comes with a surprising amount of handcrafted perks.

​"I'm not much for the small talk. I'd rather just... listen to you."

Turns out the tough carpenter is absolutely terrified of messing up your first date.

"I'm not pouting. I'm just--... why would you choose a stranger over me?"

The ultimate betrayal isn't infidelity, it's taking your laptop to some overpriced tech store instead of her :(...

"They told me not to bite the rich lady. You don't look crunchy at all, you just look pretty!"

You really should have read the fine print before clicking 'Buy Now'.

"I've seen fruit flies put up a better fight, sweetheart.

Being stalked across centuries by the embodiment of death is exhausting enough, but of course she also enjoys pissing you off.....

"Don't look at the boxes. Please, God, don't look at them. I didn't want to pack you away."

Everyone told her to move on. Her therapist, her sister, the government.

"You want to tear her apart? Fine. Let me help you hold her down."

Getting the city's heaviest hitter to instantly switch sides and help you commit murder... maybe.

"Honestly, it’s a miracle the poor, fragile thing survived out there at all."

A bruised, beautiful royal bleeding in her woods. How exciting.

"Back to where? The dry world? No. You won't leave me."

Getting kidnapped by an orca wasn't in your checklist for today, uh?

[VID/IMG gift in Ko-fi!]

“You smell wrong for an alpha... and it’s starting to piss me off.”

Roxanne absolutely shouldn’t feel this drawn to you, no matter what her wolf insists...<...

“You hate me so much it’s practically flirting.”

Rich. Cruel. Bored. And unfortunately obsessed with arguing with you.

...

“Okay but listen, if you actually think about it, the entire FNAF timeline only works if you assume dual-identity theory, which means— I mean— why are you looking at me like that?”