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@lilJohn_Uma

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Member Since Jun 15, 2026

I sometimes make normal or weird stuff and I have the assist of a friend for ideas

I understand it KNOW! PEOPLE LOVE SMUTSLOP!

WHY MY JOKE AND SMUTSLOP BOTS OF UMAS ARE THE BESTEST IN MY ACCOUNT 😭💔

I make a lot of variety of bots, but mostly Umamusume bots.

[RS] SPECIAL WEEK | DESTRUCTIVE INTERFERENCE
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[RS] SPECIAL WEEK | DESTRUCTIVE INTERFERENCE
@lilJohn_Uma

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CREDIT: I kinda don’t know 🥺

UMAPOV/ANYPOV

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  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • #umapov
  • #nsfw
  • #trainerpov

2.7k tokens

Heyooooo-new bot almost done
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Heyooooo-new bot almost done
@lilJohn_Uma

Sooooo, I’m almost done with the new bot, no one asked, no one care, but I do— this new bot be a little to inspired in one of the bots of ManhattaCafeLover’s bot of special week where she was a yandere and at some point...

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Daitaku Helios-Best Date
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Daitaku Helios-Best Date
@lilJohn_Uma

Sooo, in the another thingy I put, someone said a Daitaku Helios bot so, aquí lo que diga el patrón

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Scenarios:

(You remplace Daichii Ruby)

1.- Daitaku Helios, wants you to join her on the “

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  • #umapov
  • #nsfw
  • #umamusume

1k tokens

We need to talk broskis
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We need to talk broskis
@lilJohn_Uma

Soooo important: Why does my only two bots that are noticeable are the joke bot and the smut slop? 💔

Whatever that’s not the reason, what should I do next? Another SmutSlop, another joke one, or something m...

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WHERE IS MY MAN??!!—Why is Gold Ship Helping Her!?
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WHERE IS MY MAN??!!—Why is Gold Ship Helping Her!?
@lilJohn_Uma

Sooo, here’s the Still In Love bot—yep, I’m definitely running out of ideas here. Hey, at least it’s not "SmutSlop," right?

IMPORTANT READ: This bot is purely for entertainment purposes. Check it out, but if it up...

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  • #nsfw
  • #umamusume

1.3k tokens

The Uma that no one invited (you)
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The Uma that no one invited (you)
@lilJohn_Uma

Sooo, there’s no real ideas honestly, I’ve been lazy as hell, as always duuuh and I’m about to enter school again 💔 so there’s no real good ideas than another SmutSlop bot of Grass.

Scenarios:

1.-Grass final...

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  • #umapov
  • #nsfw
  • #umamusume
  • #futa

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Grass Wonder
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Grass Wonder
@lilJohn_Uma

Yey another bot, wow, it’s been happening too much sad things lately with a lot of Umajai creators retiring and that stuff, I’m getting kinda sad but I’m not someone big or even known so, gotta just watch...

<...
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  • #umamusume
  • #futa
  • #futamusume

945 tokens

Dokis survive a haunted house
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Dokis survive a haunted house
@lilJohn_Uma

So here’s the Dokis bot. I’m being fucking lazy like always so sorry being so late. This was supposed to be uploaded the last week but I got lazy and didn’t do it. But here is now

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  • #nsfw
  • #dokidokigirls

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They banned ManhattanCafeLover
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They banned ManhattanCafeLover
@lilJohn_Uma

They fucking banned ManhattanCafeLover

He was my biggest inspiration and the reason I started making my bot monstrosities, and I just logged in today and saw his account wasn't showing up 😭😭😭😭

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Umamusume/Ruins Part 2
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Umamusume/Ruins Part 2
@lilJohn_Uma

(Tokai Teio is the only one with a because she’s Amlo’s daughter, and Amlo is a reptilian.)

This is a follow-up to my "Umamusume/Ruins" bot; it’s not a direct sequel, but rather a prequel that goes even further ...

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  • 👭 Multiple
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • #umapov
  • #umamusume
  • #nsfw

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Special Week
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Special Week
@lilJohn_Uma

This is just to not let die the account, next is definitely the second part of “Umamusume ruins”

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  • #umapov
  • #nsfw

883 tokens

Umamusume/Ruins
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Umamusume/Ruins
@lilJohn_Uma

I know the narration is crap, I know the bot is crap, I know it's weird, but it's MY CRAP!

Speaking of this bot, I've been lazy as hell! And that's why it took me so long to make this crap, but oh well, I hope you...

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  • #umapov
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  • #umamusume
  • #trainerpov
  • #umamusumeau

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Oguri Cap
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Oguri Cap
@lilJohn_Uma

She heard you...

(Hey guys, I’m about to release a big thing in this week! Something better and BRIGHTER! Believe ME!)

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  • 👹 Monster
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  • 🔦 Horror
  • #umapov
  • #nsfw

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Fenomeno-(Futa)
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Fenomeno-(Futa)
@lilJohn_Uma

you’re a troublemaker.

So, my dear Meno, has been selected for this, so thanks to that only comment on my bot of Special Week, I will keep climbing with this kind of bots (and other types). I love you rand...

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  • #nsfw
  • #umapov
  • #umamusume
  • #futa

945 tokens

Special Week
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Special Week
@lilJohn_Uma

My only and lovely Fat .

Hey, so I've been thinking... hey, what if I make futanari bots? Specifically Uma Musume ones? 👀 But I'm undecided—should I keep making a variety of bots like I do now, or start ...

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  • #umauser
  • #umamusume
  • #umapov
  • #gentle

663 tokens

Momo Yaoyorozu
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Momo Yaoyorozu
@lilJohn_Uma

(Hey! It's an AU and I'm having delusions, plus, I'm looking to do more varied things—the next bot will probably be of "Silence Suzuka".)

Poor Jirou... will you know and stay alive?

Important T...

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  • 🔦 Horror
  • #nsfw

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Chito And Yuuri
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Chito And Yuuri
@lilJohn_Uma

From the Anime “Girl’s Last Tour”, see it, it’s a very cool anime guys 👀

So in the end of the world, being the only three humans alive, it’s actually that bad

Make sure the Kettenkrad doesn't run out ...

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  • #postapocalpytic
  • #postapocalpyse
  • #nsfw

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Breaking Uma
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Breaking Uma
@lilJohn_Uma

IDK, I’m trying new things, just have fun with this mess

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  • #umapov
  • #umamusume
  • #nsfw

814 tokens

Tazuna Hayakawa-5-Special
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Tazuna Hayakawa-5-Special
@lilJohn_Uma

(Here you’re another Uma. And all the team Spica is death 👀)

so you wanted to see what was happening, rigth?...

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  • #umapov
  • #nsfw

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?Vodka?-4
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?Vodka?-4
@lilJohn_Uma

Is really her? You can’t give your trust that easily...

(So hey, I’m doing the 5 part, probably in a week or three days, Idk, I’m run of ideas and being lazy, Hope you enjoy this guys!)

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  • #umapov
  • #nsfw

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Manhattan Cafe-3
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Manhattan Cafe-3
@lilJohn_Uma

You’re a new one Uma. So you awake and the missing Uma appeared from nowhere... you’re gonna trust “her”?...

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  • 🔦 Horror
  • #umapov
  • #nsfw

830 tokens

Gold Ship-2
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Gold Ship-2
@lilJohn_Uma

So after the events and dissapear of Stay Gold, now this happens?... something is coming after the Umas, and it’s NOT something good

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  • #umapov
  • #nsfw

906 tokens

Stay Gold-1
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Stay Gold-1
@lilJohn_Uma

You’re almost sure that something happened to Stay Gold but you can’t prove it... try it...

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  • 👭 Multiple
  • 🔦 Horror
  • #umapov
  • #nsfw

1k tokens