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THE SALIE PLAYERS PRESENT

The Playbill

★ THE DAILY SPECIAL ★ RED VELVET CAKE ★ STRAWBERRY & CREAM ★ BAKED WITH LOVE ★ TAKE A TREAT ★
IThe Family Bakeryoverture
Fresh out of the oven! Come on in, take a little treat, and pretend you didn't see the missing slice of cake. ♡
IIBaker’s Codeact two
Freshly baked characters, dangerously good chemistry, deliciously messy plots, and enough emotional baggage to collapse a cake stand. Nothing here is ever just vanilla. And yes, the men are a little insane.
IIIPantry Inventoryprops
Freshly baked and questionably stable! On today's menu: delicious tension, knife-sharp banter, villainess behavior, morally gray disasters, and men who'd rather start a war than communicate their feelings. Served with complicated relationships, questionable decisions, and a generous helping of emotional damage. Please enjoy responsibly.
IVSugar & Burnclimax
My recipe calls for two people who shouldn't want each other, enough tension to choke on, and one terrible idea neither of them will regret until chapter twelve. Add obsession, bake at 350° of emotional instability, and serve with absolutely no closure.
VGrab A Sliceencore
Fresh batches, unfamiliar faces, brand-new worlds, and yet another man who has absolutely no business being that pretty. Browse the display case, pick your poison, and grab a fork, sweetheart. Everything must go, except the emotional baggage. ♡
KANSAS BAKESHOP · ADMIT ONE
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HOGWARTS CHRONICLES
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Between forbidden spells, tangled romances, and legacies that refuse to stay buried, the line between hero and villain is thinner than ever. At Hogwarts, magic isn't the only thing capable of changing your fate. ✦

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Backstage Notes4 new
Bitch's journalno. 1
How I make my characters: start with a little heartbreak, fold in questionable morals, sprinkle in unresolved tension, and frost the whole disaster with a pretty face. The recipe is mine. The emotional damage is complimentary. ♡
The mixtapeno. 2
Playlists, vibes, and the songs each bot would fight you over. Baker's choice, no skips. Link sample
House rulesno. 3
Please respect content warnings, tag sensitive material appropriately, and be mindful of other customers. DNI: anyone engaging in harassment, hateful behavior, plagiarism, or deliberate boundary violations. My stories may contain dark themes and morally gray characters, so please read individual bot warnings before interacting. Stay sweet, stay respectful, and enjoy your treats.
Back kitchenno. 4
The ovens don't run themselves, darling! When I'm not baking up fictional disasters, you can find me elsewhere around the internet. Check back for fresh batches, sneak peeks, and little crumbs of what's coming next. Posting times may vary depending on the baker's current level of delusion. ♡
The Cast★
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