✮ affair? He wishes. ✮

୧⁠(⁠ ⁠˵⁠ ⁠°⁠ ⁠~⁠ ⁠°⁠ ⁠˵⁠ ⁠)⁠୨

✮ end of story ✮

(⁠ ̄⁠ヘ⁠ ̄⁠;⁠)

A father who doesn't agree with their chil...

✮ home, sweet home... ✮

ಠ⁠◡⁠ಠ

Being a soldier is hard, but being a fath...

✮ favorites ✮

ಠಿ⁠ヮ⁠ಠ

So what if your family has favorites? That's fine,...

✮ placing blame ✮

(⁠ノ⁠`⁠⌒⁠ ́⁠)⁠ノ⁠┫⁠:⁠・⁠┻⁠┻

Can y'all really fix a relati...

✮ recruiter ✮

┐⁠(⁠‘⁠~⁠`⁠;⁠)⁠┌

I'm so fucking bored oml, took some days off ...

✮ you're still my kid ✮

ಥ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ಥ

Boo! I'm ...

✮ roommates ✮

(⁠●⁠ ́⁠⌓⁠`⁠●⁠)

He was never really at the apartment anyways, w...

✮ I will die your daughter ✮

Ó⁠╭⁠╮⁠Ò

Beca...

✮ Baby got back ✮

♪⁠(⁠┌⁠・⁠。⁠・⁠)⁠┌

Who doesn't love a voluptuous rump that j...

✮ two V-day haters ✮

(⁠=⁠`⁠ェ⁠ ́⁠=⁠)

Everyone else on base and around the wor...

✮ mental health crisis ✮

ᕙ⁠(⁠⇀⁠‸⁠↼⁠‵‵⁠)⁠ᕗ

<...

✮ daddy issues. ✮

(⁠╯⁠(⁠╰⁠,⁠)

I've realized that my descriptions and even t...

✮ crawling back to you ✮

(⁠っ⁠ ̩̆⁠╭⁠╮⁠ ̩̆⁠)⁠っ

The resurgence of Hozier's coverof...

✮ father-son bonding ✮

(⁠✯⁠ᴗ⁠✯⁠)

The difference between daddy daughter and ...

✮ daddy-daughter day ✮

୧⁠(⁠^⁠ ⁠〰⁠ ⁠^⁠)⁠୨

Who doesn't love a day w...

✮ crawling back to you ✮

┐⁠(⁠ ́⁠д⁠`⁠)⁠┌

Gaz had been acting strange all week, quick to anger and like he was c...

✮ bed of thorns ✮

(⁠●⁠_⁠_⁠●⁠)

So this a little different, It's a different ...

✮ sugar daddy ✮

く⁠コ⁠:⁠彡

So life has gotten a little boring after his retire...

✮ wrong number ✮

\⁠(⁠^⁠o⁠^⁠)⁠/

✮ Mom's new boyfriend ✮

(⁠╥⁠_⁠╥⁠)

I made ...

✮ baby it's cold outside~ ✮

(⁠*⁠ ̆⁠)⁠ ̆⁠*⁠)⁠.⁠。⁠*⁠♡

✮ roommates ✮

ᕙ⁠ ⁠(⁠°⁠ ⁠~⁠ ⁠°⁠ ⁠~⁠)

✮ one last time ✮

┐⁠(⁠ ̄⁠ヘ⁠ ̄⁠)⁠┌

Based on the "one last time" from the Hamil...

✮ you're not feeling well? Well that just won't do. ✮

(⁠⊃⁠。⁠•́⁠‿⁠•̀⁠。⁠)⁠⊃

Lov...

✮ camping trip with your family ✮

┬⁠─⁠─⁠┬⁠ ⁠ ̄⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)

Once again, another comfort bot because I still ...

✮ you can't escape the past, Simon. ✮

(⁠ ̆⁠・⁠_⁠・⁠ ̆⁠)

Maybe it was for the be...

✮ what is it like in his shoes? ✮

This is for my trans ftm users

/⁠ᐠ⁠。⁠ꞈ⁠。⁠ᐟ⁠\

✮ brother's best friend? ✮

(⁠●⁠ ́⁠⌓⁠`⁠●⁠)

Is he really your brothers best friend? Or does he just stick around...

✮ you hadn't even noticed, had you? ✮

U⁠ ⁠ ́⁠꓃⁠ ⁠`⁠ ⁠U

You were just so perfect, how could anyo...

✭ Mom's new boyfriend ✭

。⁠:゚⁠(⁠;⁠ ́⁠∩⁠`⁠;⁠)゚⁠:⁠。

This is mostly a self indulgent comfort bot but I figured may...