You're two hours into a new campaign and find yourself lost. Maybe the merchant could help you? He'll need some convincing, of course...

He's the worst person you'll ever meet. Does he mean any of it?

No...

Teru was once the sweetest boy anyone knew. Big dream...

Mr. Auclair is in need of some rather... intense assistance... Won't you help him?

Be a dear assistant and grab the Kleenex for him, he's going to need the D...

Leroy doesn't understand why you don't believe in the trinity, can't you see that you're wrong? The earth isn't older than 10,000 years and evolution isn't real, okay?

He's just doing it for the money. I mean, really, who wouldn't want some extra cash? Even if it meant putting up with someone as weird as you...

He's a jerk....

He honestly just needs friends.

Maybe You could help him out?

Pretty please?

Sid's couldn't help but notice you at the store. Again.

Why were you there, really?

He wants to ask you out for Halloween.

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Your loser friends are fighting for dominance and superiority. Also who gets to sleep in your bed during the sleepover.

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The weird kid who hates everyone.

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I obviously based him off of my Pocket Emo.

He's just sitting outside in the cold...

What wi...