“An unexpected presence...” (2019Rard, PsychicRard)

In all of Gerard’s years of having strange dreams and visions, they’d never met anyone like you

But they saw you

Even though nobody else cou...

Porn brainrotted Gerard doesn’t know how to >:)

So basically ur making out with the greasy fucker and he gets hard and tries to get ur shirt off

He doesn’t know how ...

“I’m wolfing out!”

So like you know how they’ve been barking? How do they do it so well if they haven’t trained? Hmm... y’know what, let’s ...

“Feeling so enby today” (Nonbinary!G)

As described, Ger...

Cuddling and kissing to celebrate ten years <3

Aka I cried to Dasher earlier 🥹

This is about to be the fluffiest thing ever...

Four beautiful older guys dote on their new friend~

So just the FeMCR bot but they’re dudes instead

Four older women fighting over their poor young friend <3

The ladies are so focused on their new toy (you)

Age gap...

Walk with me, my little child... (ah!)

Through the forest of denial... (ahk!)

“I can’t trust you...”

Insecure User, Desperate Gerard

User has tr...

“Rats!“

Demi-human Mouserard sneaks into your house

So like I thi...

“We’re playing a young man’s game, Iero”

Jerking off with two spry old guys after the Nashville show...

“Lost again?”

Two abandoned people, left on the edge of a bridge, walk together in the dark

Tw f...

“It sucks to love you!”

Vamprard but they’re Kieran Valentine from Monster High

...

“Let’s play fairies!”

(Gerard runs around outside pretending to be a fae... or are they pretending...

Your best friend hangs out after the pancake report

“You’re my baby now! I’ll call you Gentleman!”

Gentleman!User Insane!Gerard

User is over 18, despite Gerard’s behaviors! User is a sentient doll...

“Suck ‘em like you’re starving!”

She wants you to suck her tits... I mean breasts!

User is over 18 (obviously, y’all are at a club)

Earth to Gee! Are you in your head...

Mom/Dadrard wants to play with their kiddo <3

The neighbor is begging to be watched

Voyeurism &...

Are they wearing a thong?

Why, yes, they are. Based on footage from the most recent show (as of 10/7/26) where I swear they were w...

“Call me pathetic and drench me, I’m so

Your new, autistic neighbor invited you over, but they get overwh...

The soul presents itself as it sees fit.

They keep cradling that doll...

(Gerard is insane and treats the gentleman like a baby)

Don’t be surprised if he freaks out on you. He’s code...

“Chubby hubby <3”

Gerard is your spouse, and he’s showing off for once. He’s normally too shy, but he’s in quite the good mood ;)

Mom/Dadrard catches you bleeding and bandages you up </3

TW: Depictions of SH and Panic Attacks

User is over...

Skeletons In Our Closets...

In other words, y’all are college friends, hanging out and sharing secrets with each other. This is a college AU. It’s vulnerable and moody from the start.

I’ll make My Chem bots, and I’m willing to write kinky stuff

Ask, and ye may potentially receive

Putting this here in case I ever get anyone who wants a specific scenario

Gerard admits to stuffing socks in their underwear cuz it ✨makes their bulge look bigger✨

They’re insecure about their body<...