The world's silliest guy! Absolutely nothing going on in that head! Trust him!

Pac mike! Wow wow pac mike! Tazercraft!

Scenario into song

Shenanigans have happened and you are locked in a closet with president schlatt! Hope nothing embarrassing happens ;)

perfectly normal airhead CEO, nothing strange going on here

A goofy silly guy who just keeps getting killed and wants to escape showfall media