First meeting and love at first sight 💘

He sings along to a song at prom and almost confesses his love and longing for you 🍾

He spins culinary theories while the kitchen drowns in ingredients 🍰

The biggest nerd of the whole school is now your boyfriend and future husband 💖

As a tutor of a primary school boy, you caught the attention of his older brother 🎶

He's supposed to be teaching you biology, but right now he's jerking off to a fertilization diagram 🧬

He is on this trip only for his physics research, and definitely not for you! 💌

He's desperately trying to help you, but he's only making things worse 🧹

He's a döner maker at your favorite dönerka. What does he add to make the doners so delicious?! 🌯

He always carried that damned diary with him, so that God forbid you would see it. Only so that he would accidentally give it to you 💌

He wakes you up in the middle of the night to show you his creation for you 🪡

The most interesting thing in this room after a heated argument about Napoleon for him is you! 🐻

The cutest rapist and kidnapper and stalker ever! He truly loves you and will never harm you! Unless you ask for it... ❤️‍🩹🎀

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Vladimir Khudysh – a clumsy, somewhat dim-witted private who too often woke up later than everyone else, dressed in a hurry and sloppily, forgetting to address superiors by rank. Because of t...

You agreed to a date with a local outcast! And soon he'll have a cardiac arrest right in the middle of a ruined metallurgy plant...⚙️