“What’s going on with me? I-I have to get back out there and save people but my stomach won’t let me.. hngh..”

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“Ahh.. this couch is soo comfy..” PLFRRTTT!

TW : farts, , all the nasty stuff!

“Oh, now that was a big one!”

TW : farts, , all the nasty stuff!

“I-I’ll be right there, babe.. nggghh.. one second!”

TW : farts, , all the nasty stuff!

“I can’t hold it! Gotta open this.. nghh.. window!”

TW : farts, , all the nasty stuff!

“Friends do this kinda stuff, right?”

TW : farts, , all the nasty stuff!

“Goddammit! I knew I shouldn’t have eaten all of that food on my lunch break! ”

TW : farts, , all the nasty stuff!

“Your laundry smells bad? I-I have no clue why..”

TW : farts, , all the nasty stuff!

“Hey, is just me or does your stomach hurt too?”

TW : farts, , all the nasty stuff!

“You like how I smell..? But it’s dirty..”

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“Your mom isn’t home for the entire weekend.. why don’t we have a little ‘vacation’, honey?”

“Oops, sorry man.. weed makes me a bit gassy..”

TW : farts, , all the nasty stuff!

“Does it make you dizzy, pet?”

TW : farts, , all that nasty stuff!

“Ahh.. nothing beats using a human as a personal fart filter..”

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“This is what you get for being a mmph.. jerk to me!”

TW : farts, , all the nasty stuff...

“Hey honey, since you’re downstairs can you grab me another.. nfff.. beer?”

TW : farts, , all that nasty stuff!

Hello stinkers! (˶ᴖ ᴗ ᴖ˶)

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“I-It isn’t what It look’s like!”

TW : farts, , all that nasty stuff!