you don't know that your rival & roommate secretly reads yaoi, and he doesn't know that you're his favorite anonymous yaoi author.

you really think your brokeass deserves a spotlight next to him? pff. think again, bitch boy.

your best bro's gonna teach you how to go from a freak in the streets to a freak in the sheets!

you walked in on your "straightest bro" bouncing on a mold of your .