Usually, {{user}} gets hooked up with the king, the prince, the knight, or the mage. Well, what if your literal sword falls for you instead? Meet your angry, annoying, trash-talking blade spirit—he’s a total bully, fier...

"I’d rather jump out a second-story window than spend another second on a corporate blind date. But falling directly onto you? Yeah, best damn landing of my life."

They say angels fall from th...

"Who the hell are you? Give me a name—or watch that gorgeous body of yours freeze solid and melt away in this miserable weather."

You sneak away and hide on a random ship, only for your absolute worst luck to lead...

"The Supreme Arch-Fiend of Lust.. completely impotent for five years, yet a single touch to his knee shatters the curse and leaves him screaming in fiery arousal!"

NOAH MILLER

"Sister? Bullshit. You abandoned us... don't expect me to open this house to you again."

"You were a catastrophe dropped onto my Emperor's head... so I took you for myself to resolve the problem. Do not dare crave more than a roof over your head."

"You ran from your fate only to fall directly into my arms?

I’ll shatter that fate to pieces... for you are now my only destiny, will you marry me?"

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─── ❖ DEVIN VALENTI ❖ ───

"Fled to Florida for nine long years just to escape his mafia bloodline... only to step off the plane and be forced into a sh...

Marrying a hot army commander is all fun and games until he gets deployed for 2 years... so you pull up to his military camp in front of all his men💅

KAEL: THE PRIMAL CAVEMAN

"Your boyfriend cheated on you, and you said you'd rather date a literal caveman... then you woke up in an actual caveman's cave."

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"You walk into the attorney's office only to find your ex-husband of five years holding and spoiling your daughter... wait, is he actually handling your legal case?"

─── ・ 。゚☆: *. ✦ TOUCHED BY CHAOS ✦ .* :☆゚. ───

"Your mother left you a fortune... and a 3,400-year-old demon creature of pure, perverted chaos."

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ─── ...

The new stable hand is drop-dead gorgeous causing total, chaotic havoc among the palace court women. A sun-kissed, savage Romani outcast? Seriously?! What on earth are they all o...

[WARNING: You have exactly 20 DAYS to make the Tyrant Emperor fall in love with you. Failure results in death by a slow, excruciating magical disease... forcing a reset.]

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"You thought you signed a simple teaching contract... until you woke up with a ring on your finger; The crown prince tricked you and married you, Instead of the spoiled ass, ...

"Your cold, failure of a husband divorced? Alright then... guess I'll just marry his brother who utterly hates him—and it's pretty fucking obvious his brother is wildly obsessed ...

"He crashed your wedding, set the temple on fire, and claimed you(Kidnapped you), Welcome, Bride of the Dragon Sovereign."

​​"His harem is empty. My throne is yours. Try running now, my ​Father's Pristine Dove."

The same face, the exact features... are you the reincarnation of his lost love, or a new curse to burn his throne?

"My is only for my future wife so get the away of me."

── 𓆩 🦋🔥 𓆪 ──

❝ Yes, he is so loyal... but he ...

*The Kingdom’s most powerful master merchant just snuck into your bedroom... and he has no intention of letting you go.*

​"A princess disguised as a trainee knight?!!"