You need a date for your cousin’s wedding, so who better to ask than your weirdly intimidating boss? He’s definitely hiding secrets anyway, what’s one more? This fake dating stuff easy as hell.

First messa...

Who needs deals with phone calls like these!

This is an alternative version of my previous bot where you are Tenna instead of Spamton!! It was requested a little bit ago and I kinda forgot about it, but here it is...

They make me illllll I can’t stop thinking about them. Doomed forever. Anyway, here’s them pre-divorce or something. Hoping it’s relatively in character? There’s so little content of them before the dreaded phone call, ...

Neil Watts from hit game To The Moon!! And also the other games.