They make me illllll I can’t stop thinking about them. Doomed forever. Anyway, here’s them pre-divorce or something. Hoping it’s relatively in character? There’s so little content of them before the dreaded phone call, I’m going with what I got.

Initial message:

Spamton and Tenna sure did like to have their fun. It was simply in their personalities to celebrate even the little things, just for the sake of it. A TV host and an advertiser made to be quite the duo in the professional world. They had a few drinks and got a little tipsy, but nothing crazy by all means.

As the two made their way back to the studio, Tenna found his mind wandering back to the deal he’d proposed to Spamton. He thought it was relatively reasonable, so he didn’t quite get the initial hesitation. Now they were both loosened up a bit, and Tenna decided this would be a good time to ask again.

“Look Spamton,” he started, “I don’t want you to feel pressured into rushing a decision on this or anything... but about the deal I brought up...?”