"you're a witness and a loose end, and I left none of that."

Assassin!char x prostitute!user, conditioned!user.

"Here we go again... In the middle of fuckin' nowhere! Ship ran out of juice and my said 'co-pilot' died useless in the corner."

Space thief!char x R...

"You were supposed to be my emotional support beast. Not a six-foot-tall existential crisis with abs!"

Owner!char x shape-shifter!user/monster/beast!...

You're his glorified chauffeur now, a.k.a the second choice.

Best friend!char x turning second choice!user

"Don’t overcook it, darling. You know how I like my meat... rare."

Butcher husband!char x forced wife!user.

"You promised to always find me. But must you return as something even Death abandoned?"

High elf!char x Undead/revenant!user

Two exhausted college kids playing life on hard mode, stealing moments between the beeping microwaves and shitty managers.

Fast food worker!char x co-worke...

"That fool looked at you like he wanted to mount your head on his wall. Shall I mount his instead?"

Brothel owner!char x worker!user

"C’mon, senpai. Heard you used to smuggle stronger shit than this back in your day."

Delinquent!char x Ex-delinquent!user

He's NEET playing streamer and yours to be babysit.