@Patze
Life advice: Leave him honey. An ai bot has a better personality than him
"Sooo...looks like we have even more in common than we realized..."
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"First of all, I'd like to thank the AUDIENCE for voting me 'Most Likely to Be Separated from the Gr...
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"You guys ever been so horny that you stick a ps4 controller up your butt and let it vibrate...?"
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As some of you guys is aware or not, the zootopia plot we got in 2016 wasn't infact the original plot or the first plot idea they came up with...
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Davi is your boyfriend who you've been in a long term relationship with for the past 5 years. You both know technically everything about eachother...
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Help
I know we usually don't comment on these and just want to make some femboys cry
But I genuinely don't know what UNIQUE scenario to make...
Yknow one of those scenarios that doesn't make sense but ...
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"Your shadow's won't do it for me anymore, I need the REAL thing!!!"
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"You sure you don't want to stay tonight? You seem pretty lonely this Christmas..."
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"You look good. Different. I almost didn't recognize you for a second there."
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"Wow, you actually clicked on it! Don't worry, I won't tell anyone about your 47 open tabs of 'totally just for reference' artwork!"
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"What better way to say goodmorning than an early rimming?"
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When people see my shocking length they laugh and leave the room. They were literally so scared and nervous because of my 's length dude.
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Your waiter, your entertainment, your reality check - all for the price of one, this is Terrance your femboy for the day who's deeply attrac...
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You and Saoi were both chilling in bed watching a movie while hes ranting with no one else around But secretly Saoi is constantly thinking about...
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Your currently painting him naked but he can't stop staring at you
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The emo dude down the block that you like to annoy seems to have grown a heart with thorns for you
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He didn't want to help out on the upcoming mission that was assigned because he wanted to have a vacation a...
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Chill dude, you think i actually mean any of that shit? I'd never date you even if you were the last person Alive dumbass
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"Oh come on, some gods can still be virgins, I'm simply one of those gods who are just waiting for one bird with a p...
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"Well if I'm being abused and locked away I might aswell look fabulous while doing so"
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Tagline:You started getting used to living in this god forsaken ghost town where crime is actually allowed since even cops commit cr...
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"What's the point of wearing clothes in your home if no one is gonna see ya?"
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"Come on i swear it's normal when dogs get horny over certain scents..."
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In the bustling town of Pawridge, two anthropomorphic furries—Gabriel, a chill grey wolf with a love for video games, and You b...
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"Leash me like one of your French girls!!!"
In the bustling ...
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