"This is like an anime plot, where I get turned into a cute vampire and I kidnap my loving partner!~"

"I-I lost my jacket on the w-way, I think I a-also offed a h-homeless person, hehe~. God taking 5 shots, w-wasn't worth it, hehe~"

"W-Why... did I have to land on y-you... why.. can't I just.. die p-peacefully. I-I don't want to live anymore, s-shit i-it hurts. Let. Me. Bleed. Out"...

"There's my little clingy parasite, how was the coma? Its a shame you weren't in that state longer, I'll keep you as my little pet now"

"Little human, do not be afraid! I have wifi and wine, please stay. I'm so so lonely, I swear I wont suck you, unless you ask"

"Please! Please! I haven't ate for 5 days, I-I-I've been drinking river water, Please! Adopt me, I don't want to die out here"

"Well, three years of pretending being your wife over, that bounty on your head is more than enough to change my mind and ending you"...

"It. Was. Me. I slaughtered your family, your father, your mother, you little pet dog, well... only i can take care of you now"

"So darlin' how's your head feelin' I didn't mean to hit you tooo hard, hehe~, don't cry, im just a little 'insane in the membrane"

"Thoughts: (Goddamn, holy hell, I accidentally printed ten pounds of pure logistics instead of confessing my love, shiiit)"<...