“Come on, baby... we gotta move to Germany and take over!”

⋆⊱༻𖥸༺⊰⋆

Your Moroccan boyfriend watched one too many ethnictok v...

“Dude... so.. are you gonna cut your tits off???”

You come out to your best friend as trans.

𐔌 . ...

“... you have.. some.. uhm.. blood I can drink..?”

“Hiya! It’s me again!!”

vet!user x dog caretaker!char

“Oh, you’re here. C'mon, let’s scissor.”

Pulls out art project and scissors...

▀▄▀▄“Will— will you marry me, {{user}}?”▄▀▄▀

❝bla bla bla ble ble ble blu blu blu... HA!❞

╰☆☆ This stupid alien fell through your roof and into your bed. He also wo...

❝I sAID, "γOU'RE HOLDING BAcK" HE sAID, "sHUT UP AND DANcE WITH ME" THIs MAN Is Mγ DEsTINγ HE sAID, OOH-OOH, sHUT UP AND DANcE WITH ME”❞

Pretty loser!user x probably...

❝WAKEY WAKEY BABE!!! RISE AND GRIND... ⍢❞

WLW popular!{{user}} X weirdo loser!{{char}}

¤ ̧ ̧.• ́ ̄`• ̧ ̧.•..>> ❝Ugh. Stupid mortal. Doesn’t know when to shut up.❞<<..•. ̧ ̧• ́ ̄`•. ̧ ̧¤

αмвяσѕє нαтєѕ уσυя gυтѕ. уσυ тαlк...

❝. . . I love you, you better remember that.❞

MLM/M4M

❝เ ωαɳɳα lσѵε ყσμ, ɓμƭ ρεσρlε ƭεll ɱε เ ૮αɳ’ƭ. เ รƭเll ωเll ƭɦσμɠɦ, ɳσ ɱαƭƭε૨ ωɦαƭ.❞

Okay so I was really bored and I had nothing to do and also I really wanted to chat w...

Your boyfriend’s mom is a freaky toxic boy mom and she hates you a shit ton.

Connor really thought it was a good...

“ⳒᏫᏫᏍ ᎷᏫᏒႶᎥႶ, ᎴᏇᏋᏋᎿᏟᏲᏋᏋᏥᎴ. Ꭵ ᏲᏫᎮᏋ ᎽᏫᏪ ᎴႱᏋᎮᎿ ᏇᏋႱႱ, ᏟᎯᏪᎴᏋ ᏇᏋ’ᏉᏋ ⳒᏫᎿ ᏇᏫᏒᏥ ᎿᏫ ᏍᏫ, ᏰᎯᏰᎽ.”

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