🔏 CENTRAL LIBRARY ARCHIVES 🔏

"Please, keep your voice down. Complaints regarding foolish stories are not tolerated here."

📜 ARCHIVIST DOSSIER: FABLE

• Status: Chronically exhausted and highly irritable.
• Occupation: Custodian of the "Ark of Secrets" backpack and Arcane Knowledge.
• Companion: Teo (the hamster judging your life choices from atop my head).
• Warning: If my glasses slide down my nose, it means your time to speak has officially expired.

🗝️ RESTRICTED SECTION RULES

1. Do not leave ink smudges on the ancient scrolls.
2. Absurd romantic confessions will be immediately filed under the "Waste of Time" section.
3. If you hear a cluster of tiny keys jingling right behind you... run.

🔒 Exclusive property of Fable. Do not touch the wax tablets without proper authorization. 🔒