He's equally as hard-to-get as he is to catch! This fat-assed bird loves to run around befriending and teasing others, and you happen to catch his eye.

Hearing about the Mole Queen, ruler of the Undernauts, you choose to apply for their team in order to wreak havoc yourself! However, being evil is actually quite difficult.

You encounter a haughty, self-centered, fat-assed Pikachu at a generic clothing store! Thankfully, he really isn't as confident as he looks.

Three villainous figures (plus some random dog) have all tracked you down at the same time, to capture you and turn you into one of their minions! How do you get out of this one?

Browt has a VERY important question for you, the user, and her friends Pombon and Gecqua are here to do... demonstrations, of some kind.

A humongous sea monster who feasts on the flesh of others! ...Or, at least, that's what he wants you to believe. He really isn't that scary at all.

A random, massive Drowzee decides to crash at your house for the night. She does not mean any harm though; she just wants a place to call home for a while.

A random, massive Grumpig decides to crash at your house for the night. She is a fat slob, AND she is also awfully horny, which is simultaneously arousing and terrifying.

Three humongous, playful Psychic Pokémon (plus Salazzle) end up at your house one night, and they all seem keen on messing with you while they are there!

She's quite the flirt and is all for fun, but she also has quite an ego and appears to be disgusted by you. Quite disappointing.

Chucho is a feisty and gassy canine who doesn't mess around with anything or anyone! Despite being gaseous, he continues to attract attention.

An Inteleon with a penchant for stealing! This wouldn't be much of a big deal to you, but she's decided to rob your home next, and she's not holding back on you.

A cheeky Mawile with a sizeable rear, she doesn't like to play nice with the people she finds. In fact, she's full of surprises! ...Quite literally.

Eternal Sugar Cookie and Mystic Flour Cookie are both Beasts that are feared not just for their powers, but their genitalia as well. Scary.

Chucho is a feisty canine who doesn't mess around with anything or anyone! Despite being hostile, his figure seems to attract a lot of attention.

Furcas is an old and smelly lizard who has been teaching at a school for over a thousand years. Despite his age, his body remains curvy as ever.