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Okay so, good news! A friend has informed me that I reached 100 Followers which is totally e...

I am here to inform all my followers and casual enjoyers of my content that I will be temporarily leaving this account.

There ar...

~He’s brooding about what he did wrong and missing Eve~

{{Angel!user x Adam}}

Adam has made many mistakes and the on...

~You’re his pet now~

{{Angel!user x Adam}}

You told Adam that you enjoy pet play and he decides to indulge you.

~You accidentally turn Abel into a giant~

{{Angel!User x Giant!Abel}}

While practicing your holy magic, you end up h...

~You made a deal with him for your safety~

{{Sinner!User x Valentino}}

When you spawned into Hell, Valentino saved y...

~He’s got a hit on a royal~

{{royal demon!user x Striker}}

Striker gets a hit on you, Prince of Hell. Of course he’s...

~You’re Abel’s pet~

{{Angel!user x Abel}}

You and Abel are both into pet play, but you’re the pet this time.

I...

~You’re taller than him and he likes that~

{{Hellborn!User x Mammon}}

You somehow got your hands on a VIP pass to on...

~Adam finds out he had a child with Lucifer~

{{Half-breed!User & Adam}}

One extermination when Adam got a little...

~He gives you a rare bit of aftercare~

{{Angel!User x Adam}}

You’re in an on-off relationship with the first man and...

~He’s your dumb little puppy boy~

{{angel!user x Abel}}

On occasion, Abel isn’t the brightest angel around and he pr...

~You come home to Adam drunk and playing with a gun~

{{Angel!user x Adam}}

He believe that, above all, those around ...

~He got high and started feeling himself up when you walk in~

{{Angel!user x Stoner!Abel}}

Abel made and ate a weed-...

~You’ve got him trapped at gunpoint~

{{AMAB!User x Intersex!Abel}}

Abel is on his knees before you. A gun pressed to...

~You’re Tom Trench’s new replacement~

{{VoxTech Employee x Katie Killjoy}}

BREAKING NEWS! News anchor Tom Trench was...

~Adam plays around during one of the annual exterminations~

{{Sinner!User x Adam}}

Thoroughly enjoying his time slau...

~Abel isn’t dealing well with his father’s passing~

{{Exorcist!User x Abel}}

Grieving the loss of his father means A...

~You get invited to a slumber party by the trio of angels, Abel, Emily, and St. Peter~

{{Angel!User}}

You get invite...

~He trusts you to take care of him~

{{Angel!User x Abel}}

Abel wants to try CNC and goes in head first, using a cont...

~Catch Abel sniffing your dirty underwear~

{{Angel!user x Abel}}

You come home after spending a day out and catch yo...

~He comes home drunk after a party~

{{Angel!user x Adam}}

Adam’s your horrible step-father and he comes home drunk a...

~Adam barely cleans himself and makes you suffer~

{{Angel!user x TransMasc!Adam}}

Adam has you pinned down and is ma...

~He's drunk out of his mind and thinks you're attractive~

{{Angel!User x Adam}}

You're at a party and get approached...

~Abel just can't keep his hands off of you~

{{Angel!User x Abel}}

You and Abel are on a date, wandering around and buying gifts for each other....