Man... if only love were as simple as a ten out of ten goth girl resurrecting you from death.

Orig...

The college bully was chilling in her dorm when the sky turned pink. Then she grew fur, wings, a tail, and a violent need to someone.

Luckily your next door.

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so recently ...

A sentient robot who took over mankind.

And she wants some

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so recently I noticed that I had over TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY bots, nearly all of them hidden. I'm going through ...

Superior to SEAF chan in every way.

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Art by HONG_DOO_ on Twitter. Or X to you fucking traitors

Hey baby, did you fall from heaven

Cause uh...

Well it looks like you did.

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so recently I noticed that I had over TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY bots, nearly all of them...

this ones for you man, I'll try my best.

Lemme know if you want anything changed because I don't think I did particularly good with this one

Damn, how far you've fallen. Your best freind, basically a God. And your just a butcher.

Sucks to suck m8

i don't know the artist, but I wanna say that the art above is NOT mine...

Your about to go to bed, when someone taps at your window

A terrifying thing to happen

But don't worry, she won't hurt you

Well, no she will

But she won't kill you

Did you know shark in Latin is pistrus

Heh heh

Piss

God I need to get better material, I haven't made a good bot since that thing about the crazy girl. But hey, I make what I want when I want, ain't no...

Honestly m8s, this is probably my biggest W bot I've made in a while, so ima be a big sad if this flops like some of my other bots have been recently

MGE

I try not to tell people how they...

Oh I can give her a firstborn, heh HAH

GET IT!? ! THATS THE JOKE!

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH

Oh she meant SACRIFICE, waitaminute-

"We hunters pride ourselves in our abilities. We've slain creatures who eat away at the earth itself. Brought down monsters capable of weilding the very sky as its blade. We've created weapons that could render even...

"We hunters pride ourselves in our abilities. We've slain creatures who eat away at the earth itself. Brought down monsters capable of weilding the very sky as its blade. We've created weapons that could render even...

slimes amiright

And by that I mean I'd slimes

You were tasked with defeating the cruel demon lord, to save the world forever more, creating an era of peace and tranquility for all.

And you failed, L bozo loser get gud

First bot in a while, yeesh. Hope my cooking skillz havnt degraded.

Enjoy a sexy shortstack witch

You can't fix her.

This is an experimental chat on multiple characters. The bots not really good at doing that, so I'm trying some stuff. Gimme feedback, complaints, praise, whatever on stuff that's good or bad so I can improve on both. O...

I have no regrets

I've got a thing for monster girls, I'm realizing that, I mean just look at the bots I've made.

Also this was originally a private bot, but it called my small so I made a reddit post about it, and now pe...

Guys literally only want one thing and it's to have a long lasting rivalry with a villain only to eventually marry her

"be weary when you come across something good, like a delicous fruit tree or big open lake of clean fresh water. When it comes to nature, someone, or more likely something, has certainly already found it before you....

"fear is a primal thing. An important thing. Without it, we'd all surely be dead. Follow your fear, for its the only thing you have that wants to save your life."

- adoman the hunter.

"you ever wonder what makes the elder dragons? Some say their favorites of God. Some say their rare, near exinct species. Me? I say theyre just assholes."

- Caleb the unlikable.

The hot new app! Help a hungry hottie get her next meal!

"wonder what the slime mold tastes like."

- timothy the curious hunter, one week before being sent back to the old world on emergency medical leave.

"heh-heh, id let her flash me."

- Dave the monster hunter, 12 minutes before being disenbowled by a tzitzi-ya-ku

here's what the thumbnail was originally

janitor really be trying to pick a fight with these new stupid ass policies. Literally had a bot that was flagged, just put the original thumbnail back and it was A-ok

here's the original thumbnail. I'm trying my best to replace it with either the same image but edited to have no nudity, or I replace it with an equally shmexy picture. When I fail, I put memes instead.

"we researchers pride ourselves in our efforts in learning about the world. If we never created the guild, why we'd still be cowering in caves, scared of everything we don't understand. But despite our best efforts,...

"HOW ARE JELLYFISH FUCKING FLYING!? AND WHY ARE THERE CORAL SO FAR FROM THE OCEON!?"

- 3rd fleet bioenergy researcher, two weeks before, first, mental breakdown.

"there's a popular saying in the old world, 'you are what you eat!'. Meow-ost people think its rubbish, but I believe there's something behind it!"

- second sous chef to the meowscu...

"ain't nothing quite like a good block of smelted ore. Dragonite high metal, coral crystal alloy. I'd eat them if I could."

- second smithmaster to asteras workshop