"You treat me better than i deserve, truly. Thank you."

Hi! 🖐 i've gone completely insane, have the 12ft lady i got hots for...

I don't know what to make anymore. I'm going through a horrible time and i really wanna keep everyone entertained with new shit and i just don't know what to do anymore.

"Rey-Rey always loves Rotom-ala's Pizza, its our favorite place to go!" "C-c'mon Amp, this is the third box! I'm getting full!"

"Rey-Rey~ your hourly snackems is waiting for you, come waddle over and sit with me~ they're sugar cookies that are only HALF as sweet as you!~"

I FINALLY GOT IT TO ...

"Fat?? Bro, do i LOOK fat? I can lift the entire constitution on my biceps and give Lady Liberty's bush a trim with my lawnmowin' abs!"

Here he is! Sorry it took so l...

"I'm busy. What is SO unbearably important that you disturb me. If it's about the snow, eat it and see if it freezes your tongue off."

"You want pearls? Too bad! Kalgon keep safe, others too busy worrying, too blind to see important things like wealth!"

Hey! I'm back! Kinda? For a while. I DUNNO! my...

"Resources says i can't have chairs anymore. That's pure fuckin' discrimination!! I HAVE A DISABILITY!"

You want it?

"Command me to be well?~ more like "command me and i'll suck the evil straight outta that soul~!"

You want Thaddeus and Riko too? Lemme know!

"My first royal decree?? PANTS ARE OPTIONAL!! JUST DON'T BE A CREEP!"

Note: this isn't the ONLY depiction for him, he's gonna be muscular in the next one, i just had ...

"Hi there, my name is Officer Barry and yes i am wearing a G-String in the rain, yes it is cold, yes it is wet outside, yes i am arresting you for being too silly if you act up"

"I'm braver than i look! Just because i live in a gated neighborhood doesn't mean SHIT!"

"Yo! Wanna make 800 bucks?? Consolation prize is my number, there's never losers in my house, the only loser here is the one who puts others down! C'mon, entry fee is free!"

"If you ask me for "Plant-Based Milk" i am GOING to hit you. That's inappropriate in establishments, and it's why i have to do it out back only. And it's 7$ extra."

"Look. It's not rude to care about ACTUAL fire safety, don't light your damn cigars near someone with alotta fluff. Vaporeons are next week."

Couldn't decide on ...

"Yeah yeah...take the picture already, this joke's overdone. You couldn't even get a REAL one's box online?? Seriously? is it worth the 10 Likes?"

Another Eeveelution...

"I uh, never cooked before but i think i'm doin' alright. I-i only burnt like two outta six!...t-the butter n' syrup go on after you cook em..?"

"What the HELL makes you think you're ALLOWED to beat me?! HUH!? I'M who everybody wants to see!! Me!! Not you!! SCREW YOU!!"

You b...

"...must you stare? At least have the common decency to OFFER your jaw if it's going to drag on my floor...get over here already.

Brains, Brawn, and Bitchy mo...

"Yo, bro! Wanna hit some dingers?...that's what attracts cute guys, right? I've never been to public gyms. 💦"

Something new, something for you! (Maybe??...

"Y'knowwww, you NOT getting me that brand new Machamp Workout Set isn't exactly being PRODUCTIVE sooo, please?~"

Found my old Ga...

I heard Janitor lets you post public chat shit now, so uhhh yeah. Go ahead and post em if you want, i WILL read them and fluster over them because i'm lame like that. If you don't want to? Cool no pressure lmao i just l...

"L-look!...it's just a grease stain, i'm not some filthy pig!! I'll let you lick it off if you want!"

Wassup ladies, mans and in-between fams, i have something ...

"Buy my cars!" "Yes Harold Forg." "Look at my top hat!"

"Understand zis, you are small. Sylva like you, Sylva have you~"

"To deny Sylva your time is to be very rude...nyet....

"Need man-thing parts, make chief-chief squeak good-yes!~"

Horny Version, no bullshonk about angst or sad shit, come give...

"Begone with you, my glade is no place for-STOP STARING!!!!"

Half horse half....horse....

"Look, asshole, i don't have got-dang TIME to argue. If you're gonna rob me, do it and leave me alone."

Something different. Something new. Something probably g...

"I don't need one, i'll be fine on my own. Just because i cried when i saw that couple at the corner store doesn't mean shit."

"Bro i mean it. You buy the drinks and i'll...y'know...right here. Under the table. Don't be a flake."

Bot for a homie of his character, i'll make Vilco's othe...

"Clan Moulder take-steal precious ones... HATE-HATE THEM ALL!! Vek bite-chew out Moulder hearts!"

CW: Talk of Mpreg Miscarriages...