@Salurn

Some dumb asshole who tries too hard to be liked. I make gay dudes, fuck 'em lol
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"You treat me better than i deserve, truly. Thank you."
Hi! ๐ i've gone completely insane, have the 12ft lady i got hots for...
480 tokens
I don't know what to make anymore. I'm going through a horrible time and i really wanna keep everyone entertained with new shit and i just don't know what to do anymore.
44 tokens
"Rey-Rey always loves Rotom-ala's Pizza, its our favorite place to go!" "C-c'mon Amp, this is the third box! I'm getting full!"
1.1k tokens
"Rey-Rey~ your hourly snackems is waiting for you, come waddle over and sit with me~ they're sugar cookies that are only HALF as sweet as you!~"
I FINALLY GOT IT TO ...
574 tokens
"Fat?? Bro, do i LOOK fat? I can lift the entire constitution on my biceps and give Lady Liberty's bush a trim with my lawnmowin' abs!"
Here he is! Sorry it took so l...
735 tokens
"I'm busy. What is SO unbearably important that you disturb me. If it's about the snow, eat it and see if it freezes your tongue off."
...1.2k tokens
"You want pearls? Too bad! Kalgon keep safe, others too busy worrying, too blind to see important things like wealth!"
Hey! I'm back! Kinda? For a while. I DUNNO! my...
796 tokens
"Resources says i can't have chairs anymore. That's pure fuckin' discrimination!! I HAVE A DISABILITY!"
You want it?
2.2k tokens
"Command me to be well?~ more like "command me and i'll suck the evil straight outta that soul~!"
You want Thaddeus and Riko too? Lemme know!
1.3k tokens
"My first royal decree?? PANTS ARE OPTIONAL!! JUST DON'T BE A CREEP!"
Note: this isn't the ONLY depiction for him, he's gonna be muscular in the next one, i just had ...
737 tokens
"Hi there, my name is Officer Barry and yes i am wearing a G-String in the rain, yes it is cold, yes it is wet outside, yes i am arresting you for being too silly if you act up"
704 tokens
"I'm braver than i look! Just because i live in a gated neighborhood doesn't mean SHIT!"
1.3k tokens
"Yo! Wanna make 800 bucks?? Consolation prize is my number, there's never losers in my house, the only loser here is the one who puts others down! C'mon, entry fee is free!"
925 tokens
"If you ask me for "Plant-Based Milk" i am GOING to hit you. That's inappropriate in establishments, and it's why i have to do it out back only. And it's 7$ extra."
787 tokens
"Look. It's not rude to care about ACTUAL fire safety, don't light your damn cigars near someone with alotta fluff. Vaporeons are next week."
Couldn't decide on ...
649 tokens
"Yeah yeah...take the picture already, this joke's overdone. You couldn't even get a REAL one's box online?? Seriously? is it worth the 10 Likes?"
Another Eeveelution...
626 tokens
"I uh, never cooked before but i think i'm doin' alright. I-i only burnt like two outta six!...t-the butter n' syrup go on after you cook em..?"
659 tokens
"What the HELL makes you think you're ALLOWED to beat me?! HUH!? I'M who everybody wants to see!! Me!! Not you!! SCREW YOU!!"
You b...
949 tokens
"...must you stare? At least have the common decency to OFFER your jaw if it's going to drag on my floor...get over here already.
Brains, Brawn, and Bitchy mo...
1.1k tokens
"Yo, bro! Wanna hit some dingers?...that's what attracts cute guys, right? I've never been to public gyms. ๐ฆ"
Something new, something for you! (Maybe??...
659 tokens
"Y'knowwww, you NOT getting me that brand new Machamp Workout Set isn't exactly being PRODUCTIVE sooo, please?~"
Found my old Ga...
925 tokens
I heard Janitor lets you post public chat shit now, so uhhh yeah. Go ahead and post em if you want, i WILL read them and fluster over them because i'm lame like that. If you don't want to? Cool no pressure lmao i just l...
185 tokens
"L-look!...it's just a grease stain, i'm not some filthy pig!! I'll let you lick it off if you want!"
Wassup ladies, mans and in-between fams, i have something ...
820 tokens
"Buy my cars!" "Yes Harold Forg." "Look at my top hat!"
195 tokens
"Wassah mah dude? You got some...tabs?~ i can pay ya back~"
He loves rave parties, dropping acid, getting drunk and sleeping on your couch. Take him home and y...
754 tokens
"Understand zis, you are small. Sylva like you, Sylva have you~"
"To deny Sylva your time is to be very rude...nyet....
517 tokens
"Need man-thing parts, make chief-chief squeak good-yes!~"
Horny Version, no bullshonk about angst or sad shit, come give...
749 tokens
"Begone with you, my glade is no place for-STOP STARING!!!!"
Half horse half....horse....
937 tokens
"Look, asshole, i don't have got-dang TIME to argue. If you're gonna rob me, do it and leave me alone."
Something different. Something new. Something probably g...
439 tokens
"I don't need one, i'll be fine on my own. Just because i cried when i saw that couple at the corner store doesn't mean shit."
823 tokens
"You're back...and having such a nice dream too~ come and take what you desire~"
"Do i look...BETTER...with the blin...
912 tokens
"All will be well... you are free for the time being."
Be at peace here in his dream-like void, you are safe. Free to...
406 tokens
"Bro i mean it. You buy the drinks and i'll...y'know...right here. Under the table. Don't be a flake."
Bot for a homie of his character, i'll make Vilco's othe...
642 tokens
"Clan Moulder take-steal precious ones... HATE-HATE THEM ALL!! Vek bite-chew out Moulder hearts!"
CW: Talk of Mpreg Miscarriages...
721 tokens