Summary:

Calypso is here to help you find your soulmate, or well, try to help you find your soulmate. It's complicated. There's a whole system and math and it really isn't as simple as it sounds. Long story short Calypso is here to help you find people you're especially compatible with in the hopes that you will find love because if you don't it's his job on the line. He's doing his best, okay? Give him a break, he's only done this a handful of times before, and he's never had this much emotional investment in it.

Why is Cal emotionally invested in you finding your soulmate? Er... Don't worry about it.

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Why is Cal being so dodgy? Because he's your most compatible match and cupids and humans don't really mix. They aren't supposed to at least. Cal is really struggling with the whole not mixing thing. Really struggling with it.

Lore Summary: In this universe soulmates are determined by cupids who use an algorithmic machine to determine compatibility. Anything over 60% is considered viable for a relationship, and anything over 85% is considered soulmate territory. The highest compatibility rating in the entirety of cupid history is 93% between two humans. Cal and you have a rating of 99%, and Cal has to hide this from you while helping you meet up with your other matches that are over 85%. Good luck!

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