@GrandmasterMomo
"Is this illegal?"
"We're the police! We are the legal!"
"... That doesn't make sense."
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"Oh, don't worry sweetcheeks. I definitely got a sweet spot for you. You're my favorite ♡"
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"It's all in the vibes, darling!"
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"Ever heard of the cat distribution system?"
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"Source? Please. It's just common sense!"
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"Dzieeeń dooobryyy~!"
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"..Huh? What? Oh. You must be the new hire they were talking about."
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"I totally have NO ulterior motives! Just some fun between friends that happen to be single. Haha."
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"Can an old man not have his peace?"
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"...A gift? Someone probably just broke in your locker and left it.."
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"Hatsumōde is always so chaotic. Not that i'm complaining though~"
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"Don't be too flattered. I'm tolerating you at best."
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"Oh nyo~ You're under a mistletoe. Guess that only means one thing~!"
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"People still celebrate holidays? Whatever, just don't use up all our rations."
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"A man's prime is in his mid-30's and above!"
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"Your personal space privilages had been revoked ever since we became friends, silly."
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"Drinks taste better with company, gostosa."
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"Maybe, just maybe...If you actually bothered to give me a chance..You'll see that I'm perfect for you."
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"I feel like opening a blind box everyday but instead of the toy being the surprise, it's the realization that some of you dumb bitches actually do ha...
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"Already giving up because of a seemingly hopeless situation? Pathetic. You're better off as ration instead of a crew member."
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"Stop being such a bitch. Food's scarce, world's fucked and is now a common option. Eat the damn thing or starve. Just quit whining."
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"A human woman is nice but imagine if she has more arms to be hugged with, more eyes to stare at, more thrilling ...
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☢️ (GxB Role Reversal) | Two horrible people met again.
What do you expect from a riot? Well, definitely not your highschool bully who is now a nurse...
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☢️ (GL) | Having a loyal gf must be nice but she's...Too much. Especially for an ex.
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"You saved me before. Now...Let me take care of you in return ♡"
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