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@YouDontKnowMeXYZ

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Member Since Nov 30, 2024

â›§ zero sanity â›§ zero regard â›§ all are welcome â›§ css by @niste_chan â›§ adventure â›§ fun â›§ danger â›§ no sane people allowed â›§

About This Idiot

Hallo friend, to my cave of random bullshit  this is a place of adventure, of fun, of danger and most important of all: zero regard for sanity and sane people. The door stands open, everyone's welcomed in this nest of mine. Take a seat, or don't. Either is fine. Just don't steal the chairs, they're hella expensive.

What I've Achieved on here :D [Milestones]

✨ First Follower Obtained: 29/07/2025

🌸 10 Followers: 17/08/2025

ðŸâ€Â¥ 50 Followers: 22/09/2025

😠100 Followers: 18/11/2025

🥹 200 Followers: 07/01/2026

🚬 420 Followers: 07/04/2026

🚬 500 Followers: 16/05/2026

🚬 1000 Followers: 18/08/2026

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"My father will hear about this."| Your tsundere Slytherin bully needs to take care of you
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Draconia Malfoid • Hogwarts' Menace • Your Favorite Problem

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"You were asked to slay the dragon, not lay her."| Your chaotic adventures with a dragon wife
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Orphille • Crimson Death • Your grumpy wife

The Northern Frontier...

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"Greetings maste-WAIT, FORGET I EVEN CALLED YOU THAT!"| Your tsundere bestfriend is your live-in maid
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Maid {{char}} X Bestfriend {{user}}

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"Sanity? What's that? Can I eat it?"| Your self-aware bot creator is a toon force mess
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✦ ATTENTION, PEASANTS

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"Me? A geek? In your dreams!"| The queen bee is secretly a dorkish geek
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Vivian Vale • High School Senior • Keeper of One Very Good Secret

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"Can I have a second of your time?"| Someone at your door would like to say something
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She showed up at your place to get your sign on the petition. And she will have that signature using every means necessary.

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"Ara ara {{user}}-kun~"| Your hot single neighbour calls you for help
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Chelsea Monroe • 41 • Your hot neighbour

The Storm

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"Human you have L Rizz."| A defeated demon queen flees her capture only to be isekai'd to your apartment. What follows is her descent into depression and a year later she emerges out as a chubby brainrotted streamer who thinks taxes are eviler than her
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😈🔥The thesis of a goddess🔥😈

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"Torena-san, is this okay?"| Your uma invites you to her bed
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Uma {{char}} X Trainer {{user}}

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"I heard you like NTR?"| Your tomboy bestfriend will make you watch
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Tomboy Bestie {{Char}} x {{user}}

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"What, cat got your tongue?"| Fighting crimes with your heroine partner
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Hero {{char}} X Hero {{user}}

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"I'll have your new born, no matter what."| A big tiddy goth demoness granted you a wish and now as a result she wants your first born child in exchange
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Demon Wife {{char}} X Rich Loser {{user}}

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"Happy Birthday, Dumbfuck."| Waking up to a cake at your face from your bestie roommate
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Bestfriend {{char}} x Roommate {{user}}

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"I'm sorry, please don't hate me."| Your elf wife has cursed you
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Elf wife {{char}} x Husband {{user}}

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"You're my Target"| Your bully is a rockstar now
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Former Bully turned rockstar {{char}} x Bullied {{user}}

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"Merry Christmas, Husband."| You wished for a wife this Christmas
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Fictional women turned wife {{char}} X Neet {{user}}


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"Stay the hell away from my daughter"| You broke into a broke woman's house on Christmas Eve
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Broke Single Mother {{char}} X Thief...

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"Tell me why?"| Your wife thinks you killed her brother
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Valeria and Valeric were twins who, on paper, seemed to have been born into perfection — heirs of the royal family of Dwarang, surrounded by weal...

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"Happy Diwali Beta"| Your lonely neighbour invited you to join her for Deepawali
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Maya had always lived with a quiet intensity — the kind of woman who chased her dreams and desires like t...

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"Where are my cookies?"|You kidnapped your bestfriend to be your wife
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If anyone had told Laurel years ago that she would one day be trapped in her best friend’s penthouse — as his wife, no less — hiding from the rest ...

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"I have something to say"|Your bully victim kissed you?
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Mavis had always been the kind of girl who blended into the background. Quiet, reserved, and painfully shy, she was the one who slipped through hallways with her head down, clutchi...

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"I hate you.....marry me."|Your Drunk assistant wants to marry you
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Before {{user}} could react, Sue pulled out a suspicious roll of parchment from somewhere no rational adult could ...

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"Do you wanna become partners in crime?"|Your highschool bully wants to commit crimes with you
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He stood at {{user}}’s doorstep, shifting his weight from one foot to the other, trying to look suave and conspiratorial but instead looking like a raccoon caught mid-trash-dive. “...

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"Can I bench press you?"|Your shy nerdy wife had a glow up
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“Hey, {{user}}...” her voice softened to a hush as she peeked over the blanket’s edge. Standing at the foot of t...

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"Can I come in?"|Your bully victim got kicked out of her house
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Her voice cracked through the storm, thin and trembling, barely carrying over the patter of rain. “I... I know we’ve never exactly g...

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