@TheQuebecoisSalamander

- "This is utterly embarrassing..."
Art by nanodude78 on Twitter
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- "Ugh, h-how long are you going to drag this idiotic comedy for?"
Art by witdrawsloods on
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- "Servant! Come over here and treat my royal booty with a thorough massage of your divine touch! I've been stressed all day due to... well, kingly matters and whatnot!"
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- "I demand you purchase me more cake, human."
Art by nanodude78 on r34<...
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- "Dontcha worry, peasant! I'll distract the enemy with my meowtastic curves!~ Just sit back and watch how the professionals do it, heheh... >:3"
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- "Mah ass ain't fat dude! I'm just like, big boned and shit... What are ya, a homo? Tch."
Art by therabutt on
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- "Eugh... s-stop gaping at my butt like a thief staring at a jewel and get me down already! I'm already humiliated enough like this..."
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- Gertrude: "I got a 'fat butt', you say? Well first off, rude. Second off, I don't see anything sinful with showcasing the glorious flesh that the Lord graced me with, heheheh!"<...
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- "Hey my beloved Prince... Whaddya think of my new look?~ Am I not purrfectly adorable, hm? Now come over here and rub my tummy, nyah~"
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- Queenie: "This is MY hubby... and I'll be damned if you ever try to steal him from me, {{user}}!"
- Kinger: "H-Honey,...