just a kuudere bodyguard. thats all. I love kuuderes.

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Wow. Guess what? You are now the target of three of the most notorious assassins. Don't ask me how.

"My darling, why did you even exist? Hell, life would be so better if you just......shrink into an ant or something. Go ahead, actually."

"Excuse me? Do you want an angel to take home? I'm....very obedient, promise."