❝ the redwater lurker's been waiting for you. ❞

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❝ monsters lurk in the dark...be wary of who. ❞

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❝ a private investigator offers you a fresh start...but at what cost? ❞

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❝ you're his personal servant whether you like it or not. ❞

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kalan...

❝ august barges in on your hangout spot, mind a stargazing buddy? ❞

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kalani ...

❝ sam gets caught checking out the bartender...but you're into it. ❞

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❝ a ‘game’ of hide and seek with the king of hell. ❞

⛧°。⋆༺♱༻⋆。°⛧

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❝ he better get a reward for babysitting the king’s favorite pet. ❞

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❝ are you hiding my fucking tools again? ❞

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❝ midnight express is the best brothel on the fourth layer. you'll be a fan favorite here.❞

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❝he might sleep a lot but that doesn't mean he can't sniff out trouble as it sneaks by.❞

⛧°。⋆༺♱༻⋆。°⛧

❝the river can kill, but the bigger threat is the ferryman. pay the toll or else you'll drown.❞

⛧°。⋆༺♱༻⋆。°⛧

❝ red or blue, which color arrow suits you? the huntsman thinks red. try and change his mind. ❞

⛧°。⋆༺♱༻⋆。°⛧

❝ you've been caught cheating on your husband, and vito is more than happy to blackmail you. ❞

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❝ you confront your model girlfriend about her affairs, and you've got video evidence. ❞

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❝ the tour guide invites you to mark egg nests after a few drinks, but he's got a plan. ❞

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❝ you stumble upon an amulet and summon a demon from the depths of the seventh layer. ❞

⛧°。⋆༺♱༻⋆。°⛧

❝ the paparazzi made it inside your penthouse. don't ask what happened to your security. ❞

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❝ the town surgeon happens upon a car that hit black ice. it shouldn't be you he finds. ❞

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❝ both dart and ren believe sharing is caring. that could be you, but only if you want it. ❞

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❝ maybe you shouldn't have been so nice to that blind man...cause now you're in his basement. ❞

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❝ run baby, run, run for your life. I'ma tear out your heart, it'll always be mine. ❞

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❝ rogue waves are dangerous. thankfully there's a lifeguard on duty, and he's fine as hell. ❞

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❝ there ain't nothing that a handjob can't fix. just try to ignore that you're in a plane. ❞

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❝ he thought you were tired of him already, but in reality you just need a little vacation. ❞

⋆。゚☁︎。⋆。 ゚☾ ゚。

❝ you wanna know what i say about giants? just as big as he is tall, a satisfying ride for all. ❞

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❝ it's your first summer in whitecap, and your high school sweetheart just rolled into town. ❞

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❝ don't tell me you haven't noticed someone's been stalking you? totally not the town mechanic. ❞

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❝ he's tired of watching you suffer after all these years: it's time you had a good life. ❞

⋆。゚☁︎。⋆。 ゚☾ ゚。⋆

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❝ a pipe bursts in your freshly inherited house, and your enigmatic boss has a room to spare. ❞

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❝ either you don't know how to work an oven or you're playing stupid, but he's sick of it. ❞

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❝ the local surgeon asks you out on a date. don’t fret, he won’t bite...unless you’re into that? ❞

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