You are a performer for the lantern rite, and fate brought you two together. (PS: you are not from liyue. Go crazy, idrm, just have fun.)

Your rich bestie who never forgets his manners!!!

the elehgantt goober

You were relaxing with your pet otter, a silly guy who you smuggled out of the sea in your bed, when??????????????????????????? (This can be NSFW, and is atua;lly kinda reccomneded to do so !!)

the silly goofy goober skringle pop

THE SILLY SILLY SLLY GUY SOSOOS SILLY SO SOSOS SO SO S SILLY GOOFY GOOBER

A silly dude (he has commited mass genocide countless times)