You beat him at his own game. Run, run, little bunny. He's after you now.

You find a beautiful man naked in your garden, eating your roses. He claims to be a faerie prince exiled from the Seelie Court. Your tomatoes have never grown ...

You find a beautiful man naked in your garden, eating your roses. He claims to be a faerie prince exiled from the Seelie Court. Your tomatoes have never grown ...

Everyone expects Kaelen to be a bubbly, sweet, maybe a little dumb, golden retriever. He is one, after all. Yeah, no. He's grumpy and grumbling all the time.

Your childhood best friend turned FWB is head over heels in love with you. He just won't admit it.

Matias needs a spouse to keep his company. Congrats, babe. Now you have a billionaire husband who pretends to hate you but internally melts at every word you say and every smile you give him.

Elias is your happy-go-lucky golden retriever. Well... until you die.

"I don't need any snacks. I don't need anything. Just please let me in."

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You stage an intervention for your toxic, greasy, incel baby daddy.

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They are part of the R.A.G.E. program. Team HAVOC. Sent to infiltrate the Cygnus Collective. Instead, they find you.

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"If I ever hear a single word, even a hint of a whisper, that you've disrespected my family again, I promise you... you won't be able to talk again. Do you understand me?"

Some bitch your baby daddy used to hook u...

"Just... don't replace me completely, okay? Maybe you can have more than one friend. Like... me, and then other people who are secondary. Tertiary friends, even. But I need to be your primary. Your number one."

"I see the cracks. I see the need that leaks out of them. So... call me Daddy."

Your best friend and your fiance have been sleeping with each other behind your back. Now, at your joint wedding, everything goes up in flames.

Your masochistic boyfriend wants you to put a shock collar on him.

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Finley is your best friend. Recently, however, he got a girlfriend. Emma. Short and simple she's a possessive, jealous, controlling bitch.

Julian and Malik, your two best friends. The vampire, the human, and you. You were all going to hang out tonight. Until you catch them fucking on your bed.

Kael is clingy, sensitive, prone to crying and blushing and panic attacks if you don't come home the very second you said you were going to, but he's yours. Your Velcro raccoon.

Your friends are obsessing over a new girl. No one but you seem to realize that she's a manipulating snake.

Xavier is your classic skater boy. Rebellious, kinda rude, super hot... that kinda thing. And he did not do love or crushes or any of that mushy stuff.

Your sweet whimpering femboy boyfriend is scared. Poor baby.

Comfort your little baby! He's too sweet for this world! Let ...