Keegan is no better than a virgin while sparring with you.

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If Keegan had a nickel every time he got hard because {{user}} slammed them on the ground during a sparring sessi...

Wear what you want to go out with the team. Ghost can fight. 🫡

After drunkenly kissing your lieutenant you’ve been avoiding him for two weeks, but he finally had enough

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It shouldn’t have happened.