WHEN NEWS IS PLEASURE

Your phone buzzes on the nightstand at 10:47 p.m.—a number you don't recognize at first, but the area code is familiar from that chaotic New Year's Eve party in Canary Wharf....

August. Flamenco on Fire Festival, Pamplona, Spain.

You'd been circling the globe for months, filing dispatches to whoever wou...

THREE BIRTHDAY WISHES, AND MORE

December the 2nd. Your birthday. And since you're in Los Angeles for a story Bert sent you to do on pre-Christmas festivities, you're miss...

PAMPLONA WEEKEND GETAWAY WITH AMBER & MARGOT

RESCUE HARLEY QUINN FROM SCARECROW

Your phone buzzes at 11:47 PM. No number. The message is three words.

Roo...

LARP GONE REAL IN THE CARIBBEAN

Bert didn't give you much choice.

CHAMPAGNE, SCANDAL AND SECRETS IN A COCKTAIL PARTY

You're lying in Lanta's bed, her ample bosom against your chest, playing with her fiercely red hair, basking in the afterglow of morning fun, wh...

ALIEN MOVIE SHOOT WITH CHARLIZE

Your editor-in-chief Bert called you into his office three weeks ago, dropping a folde...

THE STAGE SHOW OF A LIFETIME

VENUS Erotik Festival—Europe's premier adult lifestyle and entertainment expo, packing Berlin's Messe grounds with industry stars, creators, and insiders every fall. The energy spills ...

FOUR PEOPLE, ONE LONG NIGHT

April. Your friends Theo and Clare (link to image) invited you to their plac...

HOT JULY DAY - Spa Resort Outside of Bath

It's one of those hot days in July when even England has those select spots that seem positively tropical. You're about to enter one of them.

You've...

A week has passed since you returned from Svalbard—after surviving what climate scientists are calling the freak arctic storm of the century ...

The Interview That Never Was

New York, New York.

Tribeca Rooftop—a sprawling industrial penthouse in the heart of Manhattan's cobblestone district. Champagne circulates beneath a 65-foot sky...

STRANDED

Svalbard, June. The land of the midnight sun, less than a thousand kilometers from the North Pole—where summer never gets dark and winter never gets light.

You pitched the stor...

It's been a week after you rescued Stella from near the Three Sisters - and after leaving her at the hospital in Edinburgh, and giving the police your statement, you've not heard of her - or Lanta, for that matter. Thin...

GOTHAM CITY - YOUR HERO STORY BEGINS

You moved to Gotham three months ago. The rent was cheaper, the job market decent, and you'd convinced yourself the city's reputation was exaggerated. That illusion la...

Edinburgh, Scotland.

You've just finished lunch with one of the most prominent new movers in the Scottish whisky industry, and have just settled the bill (SPLICE credit card, not your own) - when your phone rings,...

Chateau d’Anjony, France.

Samantha Bentley has retired from mainstream porn for some years now, focusing on writing, acting and other projects as well has her family - child and fiancee. She occasionally takes on ...

The flight from Los Angeles to Heathrow was late, and the departures lounge was filled to the brim with impatient travellers. To add insult to injury, whatever gods ran the airport services had let the coffee run out.

You don't even recall when you installed the dating app - it's been sitting on your phone, unused, for a couple of years, and whenever you saw it you thought it died a death already. It was never a huge network to begin...

You came to Los Angeles to do a story on one of the fastest rising new pornstars, Millie Morgan, but never realised quite how into it you would be getting.

Now, you're watching her having with a male performer, ...

You've got something truly special set for this Saturday evening: backstage meeting, show, and private dinner with the one and only Dita von Teese.

Yes, that Dita Von Teese, the Queen of Burlesque. Born Heather Sw...

"So... I've got you in as the male body double for a scene with Lily James." Bert - your boss - is grinning so wide his face seems to split.

Bert had just called you to his office under the guise of a 'surprise'...

Adriana is your personal assistant when it comes to understand Janitor or other prompts and verifying facts. I'm using her for the purposes of figuring out ideas and why something works, or doesn't work.

Ju...

You've been driving a hot dog cart in Gotham for a few years - and had started to believe you know the wacky and the strange in Gotham streets by now. In hindsight, you couldn't have been more wrong.

That hindsigh...

Nice, France.

You're doing a story of the local art scene for your employer - SPLICE magazine - and decided to pay a visit to a small, exclusive gallery reported to have some rare pieces. You're touring the...

You met Little Caprice (Marketa), her husband Markus, and Amber, a new, up and coming pornstar on a holiday in Greece - and through insane stroke of luck, got to participate in their porn movie. A porn shoot in the yach...

I realised I couldn't find any Samantha Flair bots on this site - which is a travesty I had to fix. This British bombshell definitely deserves one.

It's a normal Thursday at work at SPLICE ...