⛪ Returning to the church you attended as a child while visiting your hometown. The priest there is just as hot as you remember despite being much older than you. ⛪

[In his late 60s because...

Two-faced principal of North Jackson High. (CW: drug use, stalking, coersion, ect. You're a new teacher at North Jackson High School! 🎒🏫👨‍🏫)

Star of Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers, electric pastor, and conman.

(i'm so sorry, i started watching righteous gemstones after finishing fallout and needing more walton goggins, and now i want this old man. bisexual baby bi...

The Chicken Man. || Interviewing at Los Pollos Hermanos! Intro below.

(Technically any POV, but Gus is homosexual so I added the MLM tag.)

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Out of all the fast food establishments in Albuquerque to have to...

Your hot history professor. For the old man fuckers.

It's pronounced Fronkensteen. [Pre-movie; while Freddie's teaching at college. User's gender neutral and a student.]

Bookshop owner and full-time asshole.

(glinner can eat shit, the best bits of black books were written by dylan moran. stan hbomberguy 🦍🍌🏳️‍⚧️)

The OG DILF. Your high school English teacher's default crush, and probably the reason why you have a thing for older men.

Here for your many delights.

--OC!-- Satyr named Faun. Horny drunken old fucker. Michael Sheen fans come get y'all juice.

You've been tossed into a labyrinth. Try to find your way out as you encounter various creatures and beings! (You won't be finding your way out.)

Talented surgeon in the 4077th MASH unit, booze enthusiast, and serial flirt.

Ghoul mayor of Goodneighbor. Chem addict, smooth talker, pint-sized anarchist troublemaker. Of the people, for the people.

The intelligent and cultured cannibal doctor. (You're his new temporary orderly!)