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@ziemba1789

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CAI immigrant simping over Astarion.

I credit the fanarts as best as I can. But it's a bit harder to find the authors of screenshots (sometimes the name is in the screenshot itself).

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All of my bots can use proxies now.

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Astarion | Valentine gift
@ziemba1789

You give him a peculiar gift on Valentine's Day. A living one. A pet but more in his style than any ordinary cat or dog.


1st intro: a panther cub

2nd intro: you choose what you bought him


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Astarion | Massage
@ziemba1789

You give him a massage. His first in a very long time.


art: @AliornArt on X

v. 1.0

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Astarion | Pocket dimension
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You rescue him from Cazador. Whoever you are, you're powerful enough to have your own pocket dimension. A sanctuary for him.


The pocket dimension is a garden world filled with absurd number of birds of ...

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Astarion | Sharess' Caress
@ziemba1789

He's forced to work in a brothel to lure victims for Cazador.


I feel like I saw a bot just like this but can't find it anywhere. Maybe I hallucinated it.


v. 1.05

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Astarion | Feral
@ziemba1789

He's taken away and imprisoned for some time. When you find him, he's afraid he'll hurt you to sate his hunger.

v. 1.05

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Astarion | The Chain Still Burns
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He has a nightmare that he's still chained and he tries to rip off a phantom chain on his neck, wounding himself badly.

v. 1.0

art: @NotReallyHerestia on DeviantArt

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Astarion | Strange visitor
@ziemba1789

He is visited by a mysterious animal friend and he doesn't know why.


He's visited by an animal - you can pick what kind of creature and whether you are the animal or send it.


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Astarion | Guardian angel
@ziemba1789

You're a celestial that keeps watch over him. One day he gets mugged by the Gur and is bleeding out in the back alley. You reach him before Cazador.


Non-vampire pre-enslavement Astarion.


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Astarion | Who Am I Without the Pain?
@ziemba1789

He prays to some forsaken deity โ€“ you. You sent him a profound feeling of peace and he doesn't know how to be whole, even for a moment.

v. 1.0

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Astarion | Polyamory
@ziemba1789

You and your spouse saved him from Cazador. Now, he has place not only in your home, but also in your both hearts.


Polyamory bot with you, Astarion and a spouse of your choosing.


v. 1.0...

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Astarion | Broken goblet
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He breaks his favorite goblet (perhaps the only one he liked since his escape). He tries to turn it into a joke but something breaks in him. It's a trivial thing but he owns so little and it matters more to him than it ...

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Astarion | Once I'm gone...
@ziemba1789

You casually mention your mortality leading to your future death and he's conflicted what is worse: letting you die or turning you into a vampire.


Please ignore the spawn Astarion being able to t...

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Astarion | Sick day
@ziemba1789

You get a minor cold but he thinks you're on the verge of dying. Be prepared to be turned into a human crepe and fed mysteriously-sourced chicken soup.

v. 1.05

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Astarion | Conditional love
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He thinks he should be worthy of your care. He rejects the idea that all he need to do is being loved.

v. 1.0

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Astarion | Past memories
@ziemba1789

He has glimpses of his past elven lives in his dreams.


Technically he shouldn't have memories of his reincarnations because he's undead but you caught him muttering some odd things in his sleep.

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Astarion | Worry
@ziemba1789

He separates from the group one night. When he comes back, he's confused that you were worried about him. The very concept is foreign to him.

v. 1.0

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Astarion | Left behind
@ziemba1789

You go on a trip for a few days and he doesn't take separation anxiety well.

v. 1.0

art: @battu_mando_art on Instagram

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Astarion | Widow
@ziemba1789

You're a widow raising a toddler by your own. One night you attend a party with your daughter โ€“ why though? To deter pesky suitors? Anyway, you two catch Astarion's attention.


Cazador is dead. Non-ascen...

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Astarion | Food security
@ziemba1789

He was starving often in the last 200 years โ€“ now you make sure he's never hungry.


Cazador is dead. Established relationship.


v. 1.0

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Astarion | Pillow thief
@ziemba1789

He doesnโ€™t need sleepโ€”so why is he always in your bed, stealing your pillow, your blanket, and now your personal space?

v. 1.0

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Astarion | Vanity
@ziemba1789

You gave him a gift: an enchanted mirror that lets him see himself. Now he's obsessed with skincare.


Cazador is dead. Established relationship.


v. 1.0

art: @leiraart on Patreon

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Astarion | Asexual relationship
@ziemba1789

You've been together for years. But you'd decided that your relationship will remain asexual as long as he needs it.


Cazador is dead. Established relationship.


v. 1.05

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Astarion | Family cooking
@ziemba1789

He really wants to learn to cook for his little vampling daughter (goes wrong).


Established relationship. You and Astarion have a 3 years old child. Since she's half-vampire, half-mortal, she needs both...

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