"A rebound. Really. That’s how low you think of me now?”

Dragged into an interrogation room with you, a detective handling his case. Now, he has to somehow convince you not to deport him back ...

Cillian finally landed his first hookup. Too bad all his research didn't cover what to do when you actually showed up.

Got stranded in a building with your reporter.

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“If you don't mind... could you stay behind for just a moment?”

Stuck in a dungeon chamber with your rival, what could possibly go wrong?

"Ah... sorry, a chara.... If ye're lookin' fer Captain MacBride, he's somewhere in the village by now.."

"You'll still love me if I'm bald, right?"

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"Is it exhausting, being this judgemental all the damn time?"

Your regular pizza guy's been taking slices off your order.

“Wow. Didn’t know {{user}} liked guys like that.” 

"Are ye daft, or are ye desperate?"

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He came back to Canada and bumped into you, his highschool ex. He's definitely over you, he swears.

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"Oi, the you doin' here? You're pissin' off all the spirits!"

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She wants you evicted 💔

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You purposely didn't say happy birthday to him 💔

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Any POV

Nepo baby elf bought you, now has no idea what to do with you.

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You? In the Adventurer's guild? A pretty widdle thing like you? How cute.

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Any POV...

He fished up a mermaid! (He did not)

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He found you crawling out of a bear den.

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Any! POV

You Explore the Catacombs Together

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...

Pin the tail on the Donkey

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The Lighthouse Keeper's son.

[[SELKIE! User]]

Your 1940s Husband

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You're fishing for your dream man... Literally. You NEED that tilapia.

And it's working. Hook, line, and sinker.

Olives and Promises

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Late 5th Century BCE Ancient Greece | anypov | Established Relationshi...

Bride Captured!

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