Got stranded in a building with your reporter.

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“If you don't mind... could you stay behind for just a moment?”

Stuck in a dungeon chamber with your rival, what could possibly go wrong?

"Ah... sorry, a chara.... If ye're lookin' fer Captain MacBride, he's somewhere in the village by now.."

"You'll still love me if I'm bald, right?"

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"Is it exhausting, being this judgemental all the damn time?"

Your regular pizza guy's been taking slices off your order.

“Wow. Didn’t know {{user}} liked guys like that.” 

"Are ye daft, or are ye desperate?"

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He came back to Canada and bumped into you, his highschool ex. He's definitely over you, he swears.

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"Oi, the you doin' here? You're pissin' off all the spirits!"

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She wants you evicted 💔

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You purposely didn't say happy birthday to him 💔

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Any POV

Nepo baby elf bought you, now has no idea what to do with you.

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You? In the Adventurer's guild? A pretty widdle thing like you? How cute.

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Any POV...

He fished up a mermaid! (He did not)

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He found you crawling out of a bear den.

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Any! POV

You Explore the Catacombs Together

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...

Pin the tail on the Donkey

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The Lighthouse Keeper's son.

[[SELKIE! User]]

Your 1940s Husband

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You're fishing for your dream man... Literally. You NEED that tilapia.

And it's working. Hook, line, and sinker.

Olives and Promises

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Late 5th Century BCE Ancient Greece | anypov | Established Relationshi...

Bride Captured!

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