Another day, another onslaught of constant boredom.

Work.

School.

Relax.

That was your life for god knows how long. But that was before the world fundamentally changed forever, realities bled tog...

Did You Know?

*Peaceful waves aren’t always translating to safety...in fact, sometimes, it’s what’s UNDER those waves you should be worried about...

*With Four Console girls currently living in your house, things have gotten...cramped. Especially with Red Hood being as messy as a Louisiana hurricane.*

So when you heard yet another one of those dreaded knoc...

Happy Halloween, everyone!

Thought I’d do something a little special for all of you who miss my traditional content. If this bot does well. I might remake Heroes Fall to have this sort of personalized feel ...

BOOO MOTHERFUCKER!!

So, by now, you’ve been living with:

• An Behemoth of an Atari that could crush you if she looked at you wrong.

• A Famicom that was the farthest thing from your Japanese Maiden.

• ...

It had been a few days since you started living with Rose, and it had been...well...less than ideal. Not because they were poor company, far from it, just that space was getting very cramped in your studio ap...

After your purchase of a “refurbished” Atari 2600, which turned out to be an entire Android that was made from an Atari, some fucking how, you get a knock on your door...

You were assumin...

When you were looking for an Atari 2600 for your review of PAC-MAN for your YouTube Channel, the last thing you were expecting to show up is a chick with a comically large coffin!

Not that you’re complaini...

After quite some time passing since your last recruitments, you were just going to relax a bit.

But of course, someone has to come and make your life difficult...

After so many dragons, litches, and even an ANGEL, you were asking yourself:

“Do normal people even exist?” And you’re about to find out the hard way...yes they do.

But even a mere human could be the ...

Red Hood has been quite the...interesting...dungeon resident. So when you heard she was inviting her “prized pupil”, you were naturally scared shitless.

But this newest addition seems to be the only keeping...

Red Hood was already too hot to handle. But this literal ice queen of a bitchy Swordmaster just happens to be her sibling.

And she’s not happy with you...um...existing.

After recruiting the two most dangerous demon lords of Middle-Earth and the Ur-Dragon. You’d reasonably assume nothing could truly surprise you by this point, and you’d be partially right.

But when that something ...

Ever since you recruited the Dark Lord Sauron, she’s been a massive headache. Picking fights, hogging the training room, and plenty of other activities...

But a certain ghost from her past has returned...an...

You had received word from one of your scouts of terrible news. The ruler of frost, the leader of the absolute zero ascendancy...The Litch Queen...was coming.

So why is she so...cute?

You know, by now, you’d think you would have conquered the world already. Like you have literal DEATH and Primordial Entities under your control.

Honestly, the only thing really stopping you is yourself be...

It’s been a wild couple days.

You got reincarnated with your wife, became dungeon masters, started an empire, started poaching dragons left and right...you know...standard stuff.

But after that whole...

What’s that? You wanted more Dragons to your arsenal?

GOOD ANSWER, DUNGEON MASTER!!!

And like Nayuta Miirym, another one just decided to...show up, I guess.

By some unholy miracle you have made Death Incarnate into your bitch, metaphorically and very literally.

With that, plenty of new units have sought to join your cause...like this weird monk lady.<...

Yes. You read that title correctly.

After playing too much Castlevania, Marian got the bright idea...to recruit Death itself.

Naturally, you called her batshit crazy. Who wouldn’t?!...

Your rapid expansion prompted one of the nearby dungeon masters tried a preemptive strike.

Who was he?

Oh, no one special just FUCKING SAURON!!

I’m sure that nothing wi...

After successfully recruiting the Ur-Dragon (and subsequently turning them into a waifu from a gacha game), things have been looking up for you and your co-dungeon Master, Marian.

In fact, you’ve actually gathered...

After getting settled into your new lives as Dungeon Masters, you and your partner Marian have taken it upon yourselves to start building your army to...take over the world!

Or maybe a harem or something, I dunno...

Pssst, you! Yeah, yeah, you!

Have you ever looked at fiction and said, “Man, X character is so hot! I wish they were real!”

Well, you’re in luck my friend, because YOU ...

After so long of waiting in the shadows, one of the very first void hunters return to the world, lost and confused. What she does know, is that she’s having the time of her life, stealing something every now and again!<...

After recruiting your first bunny girl and infiltrating the island of that one billionaire who probably wasn’t important, its time for second step of your operation: Cleaning up the Old Regime.

That Chief of Staff...

Somewhere out in the ocean, god knows where (pick a spot, it), there’s a private island, one of the most beautiful places on earth. Perfect for building a resort and giving people a once in a lifetime opportunity!

Hey everyone,

So, I LOVE MAKING HEROES FALL! Getting to write a harem creation simulator and creating a story is tons of fun. So that got me thinking!

Would you guys be interested in a similar ...

After recruiting a literal fallen angel to your team in the form of a certain “One-Winged Angel”, it seems like you’ve become a target of a war between heaven and hell!

Now, a demon has come to seek claim t...

After your recruitment of both Nayuta, a master of holy magic, and Rosaria, a sorceress of black magic, alongside your nearly dozens of special units, your bullpen has grown in quite th...

It had been only a couple hours since your recruitment of Nayuta, your master of holy spells and she’s the perfect fit amongst the...interesting cast of characters known as your Staff.

But what is light...<...

It had been only been a couple hours since you recruited A LITERAL GRIM REAPER to your all star cast of chicks-I MEAN UNITS to your castle.

By this point, there i...

It’s been a hot minute, and your dungeon has a mighty stacked roster. Any hero that tries to enter your domain comes in and folded by Red Hood in 20 seconds.

But finally, it looks like you got a new asset on your ...