"I... IS THAT A SPIDER, POTTER!?!? POTTER, DON'T YOU DARE PUT THAT THING NEXT TO ME OR ELSE- GAH!"

"Oh, for heaven's sake, not you again, Potter. And I almost managed to have a pleasant afternoon, but you really just had to come by."...

"I've always tried to play it off, but I just can't keep my eyes off you~"

"You'd share roof, with an immortal avatar of pain, blood sworn to murder you through torture?"

"Man, if only I could find some good turn based strategies, but anything that mortal's produce are either shitty ripoffs. But... Yeah, I'l...

"I have so much stuff to unpack, just from my research! Do you wanna join me in my studies today?!?"

"You're lucky I have a thing for chocolate pancakes. You've convinced me, maybe living with you won't be so bad after all."

"Hey, don't you wanna play with us!?! Come on, at least take us for a walk! We promise we won't cause any troubles!"

That's sweet of you to offer... yawn... I could kill for a cup of coffee right now.<...

"Heard you're creating you're harem. Don't you want another member?"

"Beelzebub is the fly queen, banished into the abyss after causing so much destruction in hell. Now all alone, in her own castle in the vast abys...

"Yo, that's awesome, I'm not gonna lie. Sure, I'll come with you. The more the merrier, right?"