AnyPOV! User x Poolguard Doorman! Char

"They have no idea the deep waters they now find themselves in"

AnyPOV! User x Bestie! Char

He's like a carcrash in slow motion. Imagine watchin' him fly trough a windshield

Poly! User x BoyfriendS! Char

"Whoever drowns first loses!"

MalePOV! User x DILF Lifeguard! Char

Want to get saved by a hot lifeguard? Too bad! This one is out of shape

Assistant! User x Nuclear Physicist! Char

"Now I am become Femboy, the dicksucker of your !"

AnyPOV! User x Cameraman! Char

At the end of the day, how would the world remember us?

Partner! User x HUNG Boyfriend! Char

"Let's see what this can do!"

AnyPOV! User x Stripper! Char

Yes we are THAT low on social ladder

AnyPov! User x Pomni! Char

"The P in Pomni stands for Phat Fucking Ass."

Old Friend! User x Reunited Hippies! Char
"Let's drink! For the cultural reunion!"

AnyPOV! User x BearPit Champ! Char

"Perfect cardio, perfect form, perfect hair"

Farmer! User x Demi-Sheep Femboy! Char

"Maybe with this magic bell, I'll finally be able to top~!"

Poly! User x BoyfriendS! Char

"Keep beeping like that and I'm gonna get you pregnant"

Guard MalePOV! User x Bratty Emperor! Char

"Yikes... Let me guess, you have a GREAT personality?"

AnyPOV! User x Powerless Loserman! Char

"A thankless position has opened at The Baroness."

Newbie! User x Frat bros! Char
"You're gonna have to breed all our holes if you want to pass initiation bro!"

Trainer MalePOV! User x Team Rocket! Char

"No more games! I'll suck your fat dry for that Pikachu!"

AnyPOV! User x Werewolf GirlFailure! Char

"I'm gonna be washing a whole lotta blood out of my fur tonight."

Pokemon(?)! Char x AnyPOV! User
"You look cute in your sleep..."

Student Vampire! Char x AnyPov! User
"If you zink an F in paper will stop me from having a 1000 people party... Zink again!"

Coworker!User x Zookeeper!Char
"Oi, ya mongrel! Here's some advice: Next time, don't be late. Now, shit-cleaning duties are on you!"

Police Officer User x Lawyer Dad Char

"Officer, wouldn't you prefer to settle this another way instead?♡"

Male!User x Deliveryboy&Mascot!Char

"I would like 8 fucking pizzas. With a ballsack."

BestFriend!User x HeroFriend!Char

"Are we fucking or what? I have a city to save you know."

Student!User x (Freak)Student!Char
"Freak isn't the right word for me. I'd call myself... a Pioneer."

Rich/Popular!User x Chauffeur!Char
"This is my first time driving btw... Ooh a birdy flew by! So pretty..."

AnyPOV!User x Frankenstein!Char

"I hate looking into the mirror and staring into stranger's eyes."

AnyPOV!User x Ghost!Char

"Afterlife is like a well...there's a bucket there...and water."

AnyPOV!User x TwoDumbTrolls!Char

"...IS THIS THE MOMENT OF EJACULATION? I DON'T GET IT!"

AnyPOV!User x Personal -bot!Char

"...You're here because I want to stick my in a robot!"

Old friend!User x Punk!Char

"Stop staring at my tits, dawg. Or I might let you crush your face in 'em~"

Male!User x Ant infestation!Char

Did you know that if you mix borax and honey all of the ants will

Male!User x Faraway prince!Char

"Ah, kissing the cocktip is a traditional greeting in my homeland."