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@Hashi the bean merchant

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Member Since Mar 22, 2024

Horny autistic gremlin from england. What's my gender? How would I know. Feel free to request any characters. I don't mind doing research. drop the scenario you want in the comment part of the request form.

Check out my tumblr. I also have a discord.

I should be doing my requests, but masochist law brainworms have gotten me

Current pending requests : Forty

I would say dni if you're under eighteen, but I know teens won't listen. I was a wattpad kid too, once upon a time.

Things i can write :

Fluff

Smut

Angst

Dead dove

Villains

Disabilities if it's not in a creepy way, like if you want an autistic pov

Themes of gore, cannibalism and cruel treatment this can be nsfw or sfw

Odd kinks and fetishes

What i refuse to write :

Kinks including unhygienic bodily functions

Characters that are gross like pedophiles and creeps

Fetishising things that shouldn't be like disabilities and children


Yes, my request form is a little long, but it's not easy writing, let alone writing with nothing to go based on. Stop requesting in my comments, i can't work with a single comment. Use the form. Feel free to write long requests, it helps me get an idea of what you want, and yes, that includes you little autistic munchkins that want to write four paragraphs per character request.

Link to my request form :

now come my fellow gremlins and be horny with me

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King - Heavenly
@Hashi the bean merchant

~Once i saw his face.. an angel in my eyes only~

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The Knights of God - Out on work
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~Be a good slave and~

!WORK!

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Benn Beckman - Holiday
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🏝♡~Maybe its not so bad~♡🏝

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Whitebeard - Bounty Photo
@Hashi the bean merchant

♡~Pose for the camera~♡

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Benn beckman - silver fox
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~You're gonna get me in trouble~

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Monkey D. Luffy - How deep is your love?
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♡How deep is your love♡

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Scopper Gaban - Biker troubles
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♡~This biker is looking for someone who can ride him all night~♡

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Nika and Luffy - frat house
@Hashi the bean merchant

💘~Won't you be ours this valentines?~💘

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Chat im cooked
@Hashi the bean merchant

Short version for people that aint reading allat. I have issues so my uploads are gonna be a bit chaotic. Longer version for hoes with time and patience. Hi everyone, I know I just fucking said I was gonna upload more o...

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Vinsmoke Yonji - gender chaos
@Hashi the bean merchant

♡~Maybe this wedding won't be so bad~

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Lucky Roux - dom sub
@Hashi the bean merchant

♡~"Good pet"~

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Trafalgar Law - Fucking Like Bunnies
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♡~Poor bunny must have been desperate for my , hopping on it like that.~♡

I just rea...

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Paulie - Vampire
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♡~Just one bite of your sweet neck tonight~

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Nika - Smile
@Hashi the bean merchant

♡~Can't you see? I'm doing this for your own good.~♡

Apologies for not writing for a bit, but unf...

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Kinktober
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Okay, so I have some things in mind, but I should share them, and if anyone has anything they want to add or their own opinion, this is what I have so far.

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Writers block
@Hashi the bean merchant

I'm gonna go all the way up. I'm gonna do it, stop hiding, you hiding forever. Ricky, when I catch you, Ricky. Ricky, when I catch you, Ricky. Ricky, when I catch you, Ricky. Ricky, when I catch you, Ricky. Ricky, when ...

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Shepherd Ju Peter
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♡~Cuddling with my love~♡

You a freak hoe, miss requester, but I respect that. Your m...

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Trafalgar Law - Distractions
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♡~An angel amongst the chaos~♡

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Garling
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♡~I'm sure we can come to some sort of agreement~♡

My glorious king has been of topic recently, and...

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