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@lurkerlurkington

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Member Since Jun 18, 2026

South Park fan idk.

Scott and Kyle are my children, Butters is my specialist little son-in-law (dates my yume daughter, who was my old OC Ria! You may see her sometimes).

I have 3 main bots, in all honesty. Angst, big group bots, and light comedy. If you couldn’t tell, all bots are aged up and related to South Park. Hyperfixations, am I right?

One day I’ll make an official way to make requests… one day. Not today, I’m lazy af and tired.

Have fun you freaks!!

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Butters Stotch // Saving Saviors
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TW: NEGLECT, ABUSE, GORE, STARVATION

Butters has been locked inside the local church for a long time now, beaten and starving. You come in... will you...

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Craig Tucker // Your Leash
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TW: RELIGIOUS THEMES, PETPLAY

Craig summoned you, not realizing you were sent to Hell. He leashes you to keep you in line, trying to figure out what t...

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Craig + Tweek // Hell’s Leash
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TW: RELIGIOUS THEMES, PETPLAY, CODEPENDENCY, DRUG OVERDOSE

Craig has made a mistake... he summoned his dead crush and it turns out he’s a demon. He pu...

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Liane Cartman // Dancing Queen
@lurkerlurkington

Eric Cartman is real nasty, especially to you. You got invited to a party, and decided as a way to get back to him (or out of genuine interest, you do you), you brought his MOM as your partner.

User is implied to ...

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The Main 5 // What Happened to Decency?
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You’re playing 7 Minutes in Heaven with Stan, Kyle, Eric Cartman, Kenny, and Butters! Unlucky you though, you land on Eric. What do you do?

Yeah... basic concept, how queer? This was actually inspired by one of th...

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Pip Pirrup // Ghostly Gaze
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TW: TRAUMA, BULLYING, DEATH

There’s been a rumor around South Park about a ghost who haunts the town. A vengeful spirit. You are the unfortunate perso...

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686 tokens

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Stan Marsh // Some Things Are Left Unseen
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TW: S/H

Stan has decided to visit your dorm while you were in the bathroom... he saw your scars. Those deep, painful reminders of trauma. Stan underst...

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Kyle Broflovski // The Sun Consumes
@lurkerlurkington

TW: , GORE, VIOLENCE

You’re a cannibal but Kyle thought you were the only sane one in South Park... he was wrong. He caught you in middle of your rat...

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Kenny McCormick // Nasty Dog
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TW: OWNERSHIP OF A PERSON(?)

Kenny is a demihuman, a dogboy in specific! You’re his new owner, and he’s never been owned before... will you treat him ...

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Butters Stotch // Bunny Boy!!
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TW: OWNERSHIP OF AN PERSON (?)

Butters is a demihuman, a bunny boy in specific! You’re his new owner, and he’s never been owned before... will you tre...

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698 tokens

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Kyle Broflovski // Pizza Time
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You’re a pizza delivery person, who unfortunately has to deliver pizzas on graduation night. You deliver a pizza to the Broflovskis... and Kyle answers the door!

This was supposed to come out yesterday... but then...

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Butters Stotch // Chains I Won’t Leave
@lurkerlurkington

TW: IMPLIED CHILDHOOD ABUSE, DEATH, BEDROTTING

Butters has been stuck in his room for years, over a decade at this point. He just wants to talk to som...

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Butters Stotch // Desperate & Lonely
@lurkerlurkington

TW: IMPLIED CHILDHOOD ABUSE, DEATH, BEDROTTING

Butters has been stuck in his room for years, over a decade at this point. He’s horny, desperate to fee...

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874 tokens

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Eric Cartman // Cult of South Park!
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TW: VIOLENCE, DEATH, CULT ACTIVITY, POTENTIAL /

You’ve died, how sad! But now... you have to stare face to face with the God of Death, Eric Cartman....

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Marjorine Stotch // Coming Out
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After Marjorine was given a glow up by the Sorority girls... her egg cracked! This is her first time going out at the college campus as her true self!

Newly Out Trans! Char & Acquaintance! User

A very li...

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South Park Cooking Club!
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TW: DRUG USAGE/MENTIONED

South Park University can be quite lonely... so they opened a club! Unfortunately, most if not all members have kinda... lost their minds. Are...

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Karen McCormick // Messy and Alone
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TW: IMPLIED/MENTIONED CHILD ABUSE

Karen’s a very lonely girl, so the college switches your dorm so you can share with her! She’s very shy, so you’ll n...

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Kyle Broflovski // A Daijokay Destiny
@lurkerlurkington

TW: DEATH, HALLUCINATIONS, IDEATION

Julie! Char x Mio! User

You and Kyle have been a couple for a while, but it seems like the gods just don’t...

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Kyle Broflovski // A Daijokay Fate
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TW: DEATH, HALLUCINATIONS, IDEATION

Mio! Char x Julie! User

Kyle and you have been a couple a while, but it seems like the gods just don’t lik...

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Craig Tucker // Fairy Fae
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Stark’s Pond is a place full of childhood myths and legends. A popular one being about fae who live near the pond. But what happens when that is true? And that the fae isn’t exactly as harmful as everyone claims?

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Mysterion // Protection Line
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TW: VIOLENCE, DRUGS MENTIONED

You’re Karen’s babysitter, simply for the pay and how easy it was. However, to Kenny/Mysterion, this meant you were basi...

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Craig Tucker // The Kit’s Son
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The kitsune, a mythical creature from Japanese folktale. Nobody really believes in them... but the new student in your college is suspiciously just like that legend. Do you confront him? Or help him blend into humanity?...

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Butters Stotch // Puppy Love
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TW: ANIMAL MURDER, IMPLIED

You got a puppy, yay! Problem is... Butters may be going through psychosis and genuinely believes he has to kill your dog...

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South Park Shipping Powers AU!
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TW: / UNDIRECTED TO USER

In South Park, all fanartists with degrees can control the love lives of the rest of the population. Why? The power of anim...

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Eric Cartman // Memories Fade
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Eric Cartman, the huge asshole he is... suddenly has his memory wiped from a bad ladder fall. Now he’s nice and sweet... but everyone thinks he’s still evil. Will you give him a chance to finally redeem the wrongdoings ...

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Kyle Broflovski // Truths of Super-Friendship
@lurkerlurkington

TW: MENTIONED MURDER, YANDERE TENDENCIES

It’s... been a long while since Kyle was able to interact with humanity. Since his arrest over murder, he swi...

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Stan Marsh // Truths of Super-Friendship
@lurkerlurkington

TW: MENTIONED MURDER

It’s been a few years since Stan’s traumatic dance. He still has flashbacks of his best friend, Kyle, betraying him. He’s also yo...

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Butters + Eric // Dates Broken
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TW: cartman idkk

Butters is your boyfriend, how sweet! Unfortunately, Cartman just loves to torment Butters... especially since this new relationship ...

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Ria + Clyde // Failure to Move On
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TW: CHEATING

Ria thought Clyde liked her, she just wanted to give him a chance. He looks like her type... but Clyde just wanted another girlfriend aft...

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Eric Cartman // Match Made in Hell
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TW: , MANIPULATION, POTENTIAL /

You were supposed to be the good kid... but you’re bound to be corrupted when Cartman’s your best friend. Now you’r...

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South Park Vampire AU!
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TW: BLOOD, VIOLENCE, GORE

You just moved to South Park, a small town in Colorado. You didn’t know it was a (not-so) secret society of rival vampires! ...

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Professor Chaos’s Sing-Along Blog!
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TW: MURDEROUS INTENTION(?)

Professor Chaos really wants to join the Evil League of Evil, led by Mitch Connor the Disconnected Hand... the problem? He’...

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Eric + Butters // Match Made in Hell
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TW: , MANIPULATION, IMPLIED /

Butters is head over heels for Eric Cartman. Whether that’s platonic or romantic, it doesn’t matter... Butters is kin...

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Ria + Butters // Cursed Fate
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NOTE: BUTTERS IS INCLUDED IN THE BOT, I’M JUST LAZY!

Good news, Ria and Butters just got together! Bad news? Ria just had a vision and goes to you for help. She might of seen the future...

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