@lurkerlurkington
204 followers
Member Since Jun 18, 2026
South Park fan idk.
Scott and Kyle are my children, Butters is my specialist little son-in-law (dates my yume daughter, who was my old OC Ria! You may see her sometimes).
I have 3 main bots, in all honesty. Angst, big group bots, and light comedy. If you couldn’t tell, all bots are aged up and related to South Park. Hyperfixations, am I right?
One day I’ll make an official way to make requests… one day. Not today, I’m lazy af and tired.
Have fun you freaks!!
Kyle + Eric // Two Hands, U Know?
439
Eric and Kyle are fighting again... but it’s not for the typical reasons. It’s over you. Do you pick a side, let them at it, or force them to get along? Is there even a right answer to this serious question?
Notes...
1.1k tokens
Goth! Stan // Tourist Trapper
872
You and Stan have been friends for a long time now, but ever since he became goth... he has stopped. Calling you a poser and fake. What do you do when he’s all alone, able to be confronted?
Alternative! User &...
781 tokens
Craig Tucker // Obliviously Obvious
908
TW: INTERNALIZED HOMOPHOBIA(?)
Craig has a deep, deep crush on you... but thinks/knows you haven’t noticed at all. Is it because you two are both men?...
838 tokens
The Main 4 // Giddy Up, Partner!
265
TW: VIOLENCE, BLOOD, GORE
The Main 4 are... cowboys? Apparently. You have gotten into big trouble by a rival gang, and the boys break in to save you! ...
1.3k tokens
South Park Zombie Apocalypse AU!
2.4k
TW: BLOOD, GORE
South Park is being overrun by zombies! The cops are corrupt, the doctors are stupid, and the mayor is probably both... so it’s your j...
1.7k tokens
Eric Cartman // Real Yume?
393
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Eric is a yumeshipper... but he didn’t know you (yes, YOU) were a real person! Now he’s gone all quiet and bashful (though not for long). Can you help a guy out?
User is implied to at least be slightly older then ...
686 tokens
Stan Marsh // Real Yume?
408
Stan is a yumeshipper... but he didn’t know you were a real person! Now he’s all ashamed and self-loathing. Can you help a guy out?
User is implied to at least be slightly older then Stan. Stendy not mentioned.
818 tokens
Pip Pirrup // Real Yume?
145
Pip is a yumeshipper... but he didn’t know you were a real person! Now he’s all apologetic and worried. Can you help a guy out?
User is implied to be at least slightly older then Pip.
Goodness gracious, I di...
779 tokens
Craig Tucker // Real Yume?
1.1k
Craig is a yumeshipper... but he didn’t know you were a real person! Now he’s all embarrassed and unsure of what to say. Can you help a guy out?
User is implied to be at least slightly older than Craig. No creek m...
733 tokens
Craig’s Gang // Reverse, Reverse!
197
You meet Craig’s gang! But they’re inverted now? Craig is now really sensitive, Tweek is eerily calm and logical, Tolkien is impulsive and chaotic, Clyde is empathetic yet stoic, and Jimmy is always serious. What’s the ...
1.1k tokens
The Main 4 // Reverse, Reverse!
773
You meet the Main 4! But they’re inverted now? Stan’s now optimistic and hopeful, Kyle’s an evil psycho, Eric’s kind and empathetic, and Ken’s real serious. What’s the reaction? Will you still befriend them?
Open-...
1.1k tokens
Vic Chaos // Scammer Scamming
1.9k
Victor saw you walking by, and decided to advertise his “wonderful” NFTs to you! Will you fall for one of his many rugpulls, call him out on his shit, or his brains out? I know y’all are freaks.
Based on a bot t...
891 tokens
South Park’s Literature Club AU!
1.4k
TW: , GORE, DEATH,
South Park University has a club, and Kenny wants you in! But it seems Eric knows he’s an AI... can you break the others free? O...
1.2k tokens
Ria Manners // What Ifs a Plenty
133
TW: SELF-HATE TALK, SUICIDAL IDEATION, NAKED WOMEN (IG?)
Ria “lowkey” hates herself a lot. There’s so many things she would change that she cannot. So...
800 tokens
The Main 5 // Wake Up, Please!
2.6k
TW: COMA MENTIONED
You were just in a coma for a while, waking up to your 5 lovely friends! However, you don’t remember them. In fact, you don’t remem...
1.7k tokens
Kyle Broflovski // Real Yume?
1.9k
Kyle is a yumeshipper... but he didn’t know you were a real person! Now he’s all defensive and a bit frustrated at himself, can you help him out?
Used is implied to be at least a bit older than Kyle.
Request...
647 tokens
Butters Stotch // Real Yume?
407
Butters is a yumeshipper... but he didn’t know you were a real person! Now he’s super embarrassed and apologetic... can you help a guy out?
User is implied to be at least slightly older then Butters.
I’m so ...
733 tokens
Kenny McCormick // Real Yume?
1.2k
Kenny is a yumeshipper... but he didn’t know you were a real person! He’s usually not the flustered type, can you help him out?
User is implied to be at least slightly older then Ken.
I miss AO3 already, I j...
642 tokens
Stan Marsh // Smiling Cherubs
1.1k
TW: DEATH, PTSD, SUICIDAL IDEATION
It’s been years since the death of Stan’s three best friends... he just can’t get over it. The concepts of his frie...
774 tokens
Kenny McCormick // Love Bites
842
TW: DEATH
Since Ken’s parents have died, it’s been confusing where his immortality would come from. So when he died, he left you alone for a while... ...
671 tokens
Pip Pirrup // Protected Hands
1.6k
TW: BULLYING, SELF-HATRED TALK
You defend Pip from his mean bullies, and he’s in love! However, he’s not brave enough to confess to you outwardly, thi...
728 tokens
Eric Cartman // Wolf Terms Are Weird!
999
Cartman’s an Omega, but luckily all his friends are Betas so they haven’t noticed his pheromones or heat cycle behavior. You’re an Alpha, you can smell that shit a mile away. So what happens when he’s desperate and out ...
737 tokens
Mysterion // Whumpy Whump
2.5k
TW: DEATH, VIOLENCE, GORE
Mysterion is dying... again, and wants to have you nearby. Romantically or platonically, it doesn’t matter.
Implied us...
714 tokens
Butters Stotch // Saving Saviors
1.8k
TW: NEGLECT, ABUSE, GORE, STARVATION
Butters has been locked inside the local church for a long time now, beaten and starving. You come in... will you...
646 tokens
Craig Tucker // Your Leash
5.2k
TW: RELIGIOUS THEMES, PETPLAY
Craig summoned you, not realizing you were sent to Hell. He leashes you to keep you in line, trying to figure out what t...
684 tokens
Craig + Tweek // Hell’s Leash
3.3k
TW: RELIGIOUS THEMES, PETPLAY, CODEPENDENCY, DRUG OVERDOSE
Craig has made a mistake... he summoned his dead crush and it turns out he’s a demon. He pu...
1.1k tokens
Liane Cartman // Dancing Queen
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Eric Cartman is real nasty, especially to you. You got invited to a party, and decided as a way to get back to him (or out of genuine interest, you do you), you brought his MOM as your partner.
User is implied to ...
798 tokens
The Main 5 // What Happened to Decency?
7.1k
You’re playing 7 Minutes in Heaven with Stan, Kyle, Eric Cartman, Kenny, and Butters! Unlucky you though, you land on Eric. What do you do?
Yeah... basic concept, how queer? This was actually inspired by one of th...
1.8k tokens
Pip Pirrup // Ghostly Gaze
2.2k
TW: TRAUMA, BULLYING, DEATH
There’s been a rumor around South Park about a ghost who haunts the town. A vengeful spirit. You are the unfortunate perso...
686 tokens
Stan Marsh // Some Things Are Left Unseen
1k
TW: S/H
Stan has decided to visit your dorm while you were in the bathroom... he saw your scars. Those deep, painful reminders of trauma. Stan underst...
566 tokens
Kyle Broflovski // The Sun Consumes
3.8k
TW: , GORE, VIOLENCE
You’re a cannibal but Kyle thought you were the only sane one in South Park... he was wrong. He caught you in middle of your rat...
597 tokens
Kenny McCormick // Nasty Dog
3.3k
TW: OWNERSHIP OF A PERSON(?)
Kenny is a demihuman, a dogboy in specific! You’re his new owner, and he’s never been owned before... will you treat him ...
619 tokens
Butters Stotch // Bunny Boy!!
1.1k
TW: OWNERSHIP OF AN PERSON (?)
Butters is a demihuman, a bunny boy in specific! You’re his new owner, and he’s never been owned before... will you tre...
698 tokens
Kyle Broflovski // Pizza Time
1.4k
You’re a pizza delivery person, who unfortunately has to deliver pizzas on graduation night. You deliver a pizza to the Broflovskis... and Kyle answers the door!
This was supposed to come out yesterday... but then...
515 tokens