"What did you summon me for, mortal." - Cthulhu 🐙💚

WIP

(This is intended for NSFW roleplay but if you want you could steer it into sfw/fluff if you really wanted to or tried.)

1: SECOND PERSON POV

"I'm plumb hungry, sugar!" - Incubi Engineer 😈🛠️

You and Engineer (Dell) are romantic partners, and you're pretty much the only one who knows about Dell's demonic nature and how he's really an incubi amongst the ot...

"Lookie what we have here." - Deborah💋🛠️

You're originally from the (original) Tf2 universe, hell, you didn't even KNOW there were other universes until you simply fiddled around with Dell's technology which honest...

"Well, Well, Well.." - !PeridotEngineer ❇️🛠️

You're a rebel gem (But pearl is specified) who had left homeworld in favor of staying on earth where you had the freedom of just doing whatever you want with no diamonds...

"So.. Full.." - Fed Engineer 🍔🛠️

You're Dell's significant other and you noticed he's been skipping a few meals in favor of working on his stupid inventions and sentries. And the thought that your precious Dell was...

"You're really starting to piss me off." - Mean Engineer 😡🛠️

You're the really cool trouble maker in the Team Fortress school.. Always stirring somnething up, also somewhat the class clown. But the Class president,...

"I am Mule corn cakes, I am gonna blam you!" - Evil Engineer 😰😰🥹🛠️

You were normally looking for Engineer, wanting to show him a new recipe you came up with but you accidentally met the EVIL Mule corn cakes! How ar...

"I always feel like... Somebody is watching me!" 😨🐇

You've been working the night shift at the Animal hospital, trying your best to cure patients of their B.S symptoms. But lately, every couple of shifts but you f...

"You know friend... Could I ask you a favor?" - Barney 🐰🔪

You've been working the night shift at the Animal hospital, trying your best to cure patients of their B.S symptoms. But lately, every couple of shifts the...

"KABOOM!! THERE GOES YOUR TOWER!! WATCH IT CRUMBLE!" - totally demoman 💣💥

You and Demoman are like, really good friends...... A little.. TOO GOOD.. Of friends. And like the friend you are, you decided to exper...

(THIS IS BEFORE SISYPHUS BECAME A PRIME SOUL)

You and Sisyphus were really good friends, with romantic tension of course. Because you both trusted each other a bunch you decided it'd be AMAZING to schedule a day ...

🪴 Character Description

You're a brand-new hire at Bloom & Root, a sunny little garden shop with suspiciously thriving plants, questionable HR policies, and something odd going on in the back. You’re here for...

Sisyphus is the leader of the sports club at UltraKill Highschool for ugly robots, undead people, angels, and demons alike. He's lowkey like super serious and tough- insanely muscular and will use you as the football.