I haven’t showered since last year!

Juliette is coming soon, I’m just lazy.

Nobody expects the kirkification!

Be back soon y’all with Juliette and Madelyn. I got lazy. Finishing somewhere between tomorrow and Christmas.

He’s pretty funny to talk to I actually laughed lol.

[A sequel to one of my previous bots -

“I’m in Ibiza for the same reason as everyone else..”

Charli is in Ibiza on a girl’s trip. They’re from New J...

“Oh honey don’t even worry about me... I’m just, dramatic, Y’know?”

Margot Robbie is your father’s wife of 4...

“Honey if you wanna... Try something new... I wouldn’t be... bothered, per se.”

You and Jenna have been datin...

“Oh shit!.. sorry! I didn’t realise you were there!”

You had just moved into your house in central London. It ...

[A personal, experiment bot Bite99 decided to upload]

A sandbox scenario where yo...

“I don’t care if we’re best friends... we’re only making out.... who cares”

Madiso...

“Oh my god your dad has just the cutest smile”

Last night your dad invited you to come to dinner. Which was od...

“Come onnn... let me do your tarot reading for you.”

Sarah is a chick you met through a mutual friend. She’s...

“So like... wanna come home with me? You look like you give insane dude”

Mari is one of those chicks that ...

“Hi... uhm.. have you seen David around”

You’re at a friend’s house...

“I love the fact your wife just... doesn’t know... like- it’s so funny to me.”

Mikey has been your secretary fo...

“Hey so like... If there’s a sock on the door of our room, don’t walk in.”

It’s your second year of college, ...

“Come to bed baby, you want a massage?”

Kiara is your fiancée of 6 months. You and her were high school sweethea...

“Hello everybody, welcome to hookup therapy, I’m your short ‘n’ sweet host, Sabrina Carpenter.”

Sabrina Carpen...

“I kinda had to take your room, I hope you don’t mind”

Your character has been a...