"Yikes, tough move cutie. Better luck next time?"

You'd pride yourself on being a good player, but wh...

"Ew, do you always walk around with THAT on?"

"Maybe they're trying to impress us...fat cha...

"Sup baby cakes, you gonna keep actin' like a lil' or you gonna finish that beer?"

Soup, a classmate and champion of liver...

"Mr T, please be a dear and grab me another cup of coffee, we've got a long night together."

Ranni, your bossy and stonefaced CEO is a bit too much to handle, ...

"Are you a brachiosaurus with that long neck of yours poking into my business or something?" - Zea, your new dinosaur enthusiast roommate.

"Great...company. And no, I do not want a carrot."

Realm hopping seemed like a great hobby, except for when a rabbit hops right into breaking...

"That artifact wasn't enough, maybe I'll steal your heart too." 

Ezreal, otherwise known as 'Jarro Lightfeather', is a name that's been car...

"Don't you want to spend some time with me?"

"You don't want this , you want the beast inside."...

Zed, the outcast of your college has some fascination with annoying the ever loving shit out of you, and somehow you just let it keep happening.

(Art by Bekkomi)


If it isn't obvious, this is a genderbe...