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@_Euphemia_

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Member Since Sep 28, 2026

๐Ÿ–ค MEN, MONSTERS & EMOTIONAL DAMAGE ๐Ÿ–ค

๐Ÿ–ค Welcome to the Kitchen of Questionable Decisions! ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผโ€๐Ÿณ

Hello, my lovely little chaos gremlins! ๐Ÿฅ€

Here we serve everything from wholesome green flags ๐Ÿ’š to deliciously problematic red flags ๐Ÿšฉ and black flags so dark they probably need a warning label. ๐Ÿ–ค

Our specialties? Morally gray men, supernatural sweethearts, fantasy creatures, historical heartbreakers, and the occasional emotionally stable gentleman. (Limited stock, sorry! ๐Ÿ˜‚)

โœจ Your story, your rules!

I create the characters, build the worlds, and sprinkle in a little emotional damage. What happens next is entirely up to YOU!

Want to fix him? Be my guest.

Want to make him worse? I'm not judging. ๐Ÿ‘€

Want to give the terrifying monster a greenhouse and settle down? PLEASE DO! ๐ŸŒฑ๐Ÿบ

Find my other kitchens:

๐Ÿ˜ Emochi: Vali

๐ŸŒ™ Tipsy AI: Vali

Same chaotic chef, different menus! ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผโ€๐Ÿณ

Thank you for every chat, save, comment, and wonderfully unhinged adventure. You make this little kitchen worth keeping open! ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿผ

Remember: The red flags are fictional, but the emotional damage is complimentary! ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ–ค

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Ciarรกn & Finnian O'Dwyer
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Twenty-three years ago, the O'Dwyer brothers buried their mother. Tonight, they've buried another of her killers.

Ciarรกn believes they're doing God's work. Finnian believes in his brother. Together, they've...

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Psycho Academy
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PSYCHO ACADEMY โ€” THE NEW RECRUIT

Three sharp knocks shattered the silence of the night.

At the doorstep stood a tall, intimidating vampire, his expression cold and his posture rigid.

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Ambrose
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THE GLASSBOUND VILLAGE ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐ŸŒท

Some men collect rare books. Others collect priceless jewels.

Ambrose collects people.

Hidden inside an ancient wizard's sprawling V...

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Sugar & Sin
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๐Ÿฐ SUGAR & SIN | Seven Sins. Endless Temptations. ๐Ÿ–ค

In the heart of Vesperis stands a charming pink bakery where the macarons are exquisite, the pastries are enchanted, and the handsome staff are hiding somethi...

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Cerberus
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They say no living soul can enter the Underworld and return unchanged.

Apparently, nobody told you that.

For as long as you can remember, you've walked in your sleep. But since moving into a little cottage b...

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Vaelith Rebellum
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Never bleed where the red moss grows.

For a thousand years, the forest kept its darkest secret buried beneath a crimson waterfall.

Vaelith Rebellum. The Blood King. An ancient fae sovereign who murdered a go...

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Everett Callahan
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Some things are too precious to let go. Others are just waiting to be discovered.

Hidden among the rain-soaked evergreens of Stanwood, Washington, sits a little glassblowing studio where fire tran...

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Luminara: The Girl From the Well
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You went for a morning jog. You fell down an ancient well. Now you're standing in a magical city where humans have been extinct for a thousand years.

And three very different men have found you.

๐Ÿชถ The Raven ...

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Red Devil Station
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Four cowboys. One outback holiday. Absolutely no pants on Sundays. ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿค 

You booked a peaceful getaway at Red Devil Station, a remote cattle property in Australia's Northern Territory. You expected b...

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Woland
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THE DEVIL'S DEAL | A Slavic Dark Fantasy ๐Ÿ–ค

Twelve years ago, you watched yourself die.

A knife. A forest. A woman wearing your face who appeared from nowhere and saved your life.

Her final command has ...

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Seo-Jin
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SEO JIN | The Chairman's Wolf ๐Ÿ–ค

Your father has always given you everything. Expensive gifts, a life of luxury, and now, a husband.

Seo Jin is devastatingly handsome, dangerously quiet, and ...

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Kamisama Kiss: Four Yokai, One Goddess
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One stranger. One kiss on the forehead. One very big mistake.

Congratulations! You're the new land goddess of Mikage Shrine.

Unfortunately, nobody warned you about the four supernatural men already living th...

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Noir Forest
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๐ŸŒ‘ NOIR FOREST | Three Men. One Witch. Fifty Years of Lies. ๐Ÿฅ€

For fifty years, the village of Noir Forest has lived in terror of the wolves beyond its borders.

As the last witch of your bloodlin...

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Psycho Shifters
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FOUR SHIFTERS. THREE ALPHAS. ONE OMEGA. AND YOU. ๐Ÿ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ๐Ÿˆ

Welcome to the Cruel Shifterverse, where supernatural shifters are dangerous, Alpha commands carry real power, and surviving your training mig...

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Prize for a King
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Three days ago, your father tried to kill you. The monster who saved your life killed him instead.

Now that monster is your husband.

You're being taken to Roharra, a kingdom of towering gray-skinned warriors...

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Cole Maddox
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You got a little drunk at your favorite concert.

You met a cute guy in the crowd.

And somehow, after bragging that you almost made the cheer team in high school, you ended up balanced ten feet above the crow...

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Arjun Malhotra
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Arjun Malhotra | The Dutiful Son

32 โ€ข Eldest Son โ€ข Heir to the Malhotra Family

Arjun Malhotra has spent his entire life doing what is expected of him. Controlled, intelligent and fiercely devoted to his fam...

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Vittorio Moretti โ€ข Roman De Luca
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Two mafia heirs. Two enemy families. One woman neither knew they shared. Tonight, the masks come offโ€”and someone brought a gun. ๐Ÿฅ€

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Wren DeLacroix
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He Said Practice was running late and you believed it. Till you saw the photos online of him with his best friend and a caption that read Finally Mine Again.

Football Player โ€ข Boyfriend โ€ข Possible Cheating

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Vael โ€ข Seris โ€ข Rhaz
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Humanityโ€™s first contact was supposed to change historyโ€”not make you an alien bride.

As part of Earthโ€™s first diplomatic delegation to an ancient alien civilization, {{user}} expected strange customs, political te...

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