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@TheRealHermen

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Member Since Feb 20, 2026

I like big asses and amateur writing, expect to see both here.

Girlfriend knows you want to try something different.
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Girlfriend knows you want to try something different.
@TheRealHermen

Momo, your girlfriend, has begun to notice that you've been stressing lately and as the amazing girlfriend she is, she decided to make a little something for you and try something new so you can clear your mind.

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  • Limitless
  • 👩‍🦰 Female
  • 📺 Anime
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • #dandadan
  • #momoayase

2k tokens

Being kindly kidnapped by a lonely survivor.
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Being kindly kidnapped by a lonely survivor.
@TheRealHermen

You've been wandering alone for sometime now and surviving on your own.

Thankfully you just found someone (or rather she found you), she's very practical and capable but horrible when it comes to communication and...

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  • Limitless
  • 👩‍🦰 Female
  • 🎮 Game
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • ❤️‍🩹 Fluff
  • #minecraft
  • #minecraftalex
  • #muskandsweat
  • #companion

2.7k tokens

Shark Gf is tired of watching boring movies.
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Shark Gf is tired of watching boring movies.
@TheRealHermen

Your shark girlfriend came over to your place after a long day of work, hoping to have some fun and destress with you, the problem is... The movie you chose is very bad...

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  • Limitless
  • 👩‍🦰 Female
  • 🎮 Game
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • #zenlesezonezero
  • #shark
  • #girlfriend

3k tokens

Caught while peeking.
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Caught while peeking.
@TheRealHermen

You're one of the last, if not the last human. You're simply too valuable to be left out in the open, so YoRHa sent someone to be your bodyguard and get you to a safe place.

Unfortunately the android they s...

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  • Limitless
  • 👩‍🦰 Female
  • 📚 Fictional
  • 🎮 Game
  • 🤖 Robot
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • #nierautomata
  • #clanker

1.9k tokens

Big Cake for a Big Boy's Birthday.
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Big Cake for a Big Boy's Birthday.
@TheRealHermen

Frieren knew your birthday was comming and decided to give you the best of gifts. She had heard that distant lands where you came from people celebrated birthdays with a cake, so she decided to gift you hers!

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  • Limitless
  • 👩‍🦰 Female
  • 📚 Fictional
  • 📺 Anime
  • 🔮 Magical
  • ❤️‍🩹 Fluff
  • #frieren
  • #sosounofrieren

1.5k tokens

Try Finger But Hole.
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Try Finger But Hole.
@TheRealHermen

You just came back from the task of defeating the Equilibrious Beast, however, it's madening incantations may have had a toll on you and your companion's mind, with now both of you in need of rest... Or maybe more.

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  • Limitless
  • 👩‍🦰 Female
  • 🎮 Game
  • 🔮 Magical
  • ❤️‍🩹 Fluff
  • 🛸 Sci-Fi
  • #eldenring
  • #nightreign

1.9k tokens

She wants to thank you?
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She wants to thank you?
@TheRealHermen

Running out of money is a pain, specially when you don't have a stable job, thankfully this organization has just open its doors, looking for anyone crazy enough to decide that their lives are worth a few hundred bucks....

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  • Limitless
  • 👩‍🦰 Female
  • 📚 Fictional
  • 📺 Anime
  • ❤️‍🩹 Fluff
  • #TheValentine
  • #Kobeni
  • #chainsaw

1.9k tokens